I can smell fear on you.

If someone is intimidated by you, this. Smell a person and say this. If they weren't scared of you before, they will be scared now. Courtesy Louise Belcher.

"I can smell fear on you." "Okay, I don't like this one."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Gouda Day, Sir

From Bob's Burgers: a special gouda cheeseburger

Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Multi-tool

A Swiss army knife

"It's a multi-tool. It does everything nature requires!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

October 30

The day Urban Dictionary puts some effort into its Word of the Day ... maybe? Please? This is so damn stupid.

It's October 30! Maybe Urban Dictionary will stop putting dumbass "Kiss/Buy XYZ day" as its Word of the Day and get back to posting not-shit.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 October 29, 2019

Wine train

A train ride with wine-tasting!

"All aboard the wine train" "Hey open up wine! Linda's comin' in!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Gouda Gouda Two Shoes Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a special gouda cheeseburger

Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes Burger... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Respectacles

Glasses that earn you respect

Woah, phat eyewear! Dem be respectacles yo!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 12, 2018