Homeless M&M

The odor you have when you've had too much jelly bean schnapps the night before.
Gene: "You smell like candy and B.O. mixed together, like a homeless M&M."
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Jingle Bell Pepper Burger

A special Christmas burger that's served with bell pepper
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Jingle Bell Pepper Burger, you should try it!"
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Jack-O-Lentil Burger

A Halloween-time burger with lentils!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Jack-O-Lentil Burger, you should try it!"
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Minipiphany

I just had a minipiphany!
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A burger that comes with creme fraiche
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Don't Get Creme Fraiche With Me Burger, it comes with creme fraiche!"
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Also known as AOC, an incredible member of the House of Representatives and part of the amazing quartet of Congresswomen known as The Squad.
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A special burger that comes with relleno pepper
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chile Relleno-You-Didn't Burger, you should try it!"
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