Washingtonguing

Seattle men are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Washingtonguing is the act of engaging in cunnilingus, within the state of Washington. Literally, a Boston-tonguing!
I took a trip to Seattle last week, and this guy gave me the Washingtonguing of a lifetime! Guys really like going down on chicks up there!
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First Law of Ecumomics

Derived from the physics principle of Newton's First Law:

The First Law of Ecumomics states: "A dick/pussy getting action will tend to continue to get action, while a dick/pussy not getting any will tend to continue to not get any, unless acted upon by an external makeover force." Also known as ecumomic inertia.
"I just keep getting pussy lately! I don't think it's ever going to stop. Thank goodness for the First Law of Ecumomics!"
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Urban Dictionary 3:00 Rush

School dismissal time; you know when it happens because dozens of teens immediately rush to Urban Dictionary to post inside jokes about their schools, teachers, and crushes.
Oh boy, look at this influx of inside jokes. School must have let out, it's the Urban Dictionary 3:00 Rush!
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3:16

A good time for weed; only one hour, four minutes 'til 4:20!
What time is it, is it 3:16? Great, let's get our pre-420 on!
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3:16

The ratio of 1.5 slices of pizza to the whole pie.
"You wanna split a second slice with me? I'm feeling like doing some 3:16 today."
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Repressed Memory Emily

A therapy doll used by guidance counselors
Mr. Frond: Don't throw Repressed Memory Emily!
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