Messissippi

Uh-oh, I'm supposed to take a business trip to Messissippi. Hick o'clock!
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Rashida Tlaib

An amazing member of the House of Representatives. Part of the amazing quartet of Congresswomen known as The Squad.
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Merry Chestmas

In sexting, a greeting sent by a woman when she sends chest photos.
"Hey baby! It's too bad you're away on business. Check your email when you're alone. Merry Chestmas!"
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Band On The Bun Burger

A burger that comes with wings (a play on the song and album "Band on the Run" by Wings)!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Band On The Bun Burger, it comes with wings!!!"
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October 30

The day Urban Dictionary puts some effort into its Word of the Day ... maybe? Please? This is so damn stupid.
It's October 30! Maybe Urban Dictionary will stop putting dumbass "Kiss/Buy XYZ day" as its Word of the Day and get back to posting not-shit.
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Crepe shark

Someone completely addicted to crepes and can't stop
Bob Belcher: Gene, look at me. You and I both know your mom's not coming back after just one crepe. She's not gonna stop, Gene. She's never gonna stop. It's who she is.

Gene Belcher: If she stops, she'll die. Like a crepe shark.
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