Yes I Cayenne Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Yes I Cayenne burger! It comes with cayenne pepper!"
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Seven Dollar Smackdown

To smack someone in the face with seven dollar bills.
"Get ready for the Seven Dollar Smackdown!"
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Kingstonguing

Guys on vacation in Jamaica are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Kingstonguing is the sexual act of engaging in cunnilingus, within Jamaica. Literally, a Kingston-tonguing!
Guys in Jamaica are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Kingstonguing is the sexual act of engaging in cunnilingus, within Jamaica. Literally, a Kingston-tonguing!
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A burger that comes with collard greens
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Ring Around the Collard Burger, you should try it!"
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Roy Moore

The kind of child-molesting idiot who could only get elected in Alabama, and only because he's Republican.
Roy Moore somehow still almost won in Alabama. What a sad country we live in.
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Christine Blasey-Ford

Christine Blasey-Ford is so brave to share her story with the world.
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