Alphabetical Spaghetti 's definitions

Bitch claws

The long and fake finger nails that bitchy sorts of women tend to wear.

*looks at a picture woman who says that shes suffering because she hasn’t had sex in two days*
“Ah, yes. I can spot the bitch claws from here.”

by Alphabetical Spaghetti December 18, 2020

Fish

A type of aquatic invertebrate that usually live in the ocean, sea, rivers, or lakes, that breathes through gills on the sides of it’s head or body

“I caught a fish”
“Doing what”
“On a rod”

by Alphabetical Spaghetti June 15, 2018

javelina

A large boar like creature that lives in Arizona. They steal your food for your entire life

Guy 1: ay mate look at this lit javelina
Guy 2: dude don’t feed it

by Alphabetical Spaghetti May 9, 2018

penis

The funniest word that one could say in a conversation. Saying this will immediately make everyone in the room burst out laughing on the floor.

Guy 1: ur mo-
Guy 2: penis
Guy 1: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

by Alphabetical Spaghetti June 6, 2018

Grimmy

Slang for Grimace Shake from McDonald’s

“I got my Grimmy bruh”

by Alphabetical Spaghetti June 27, 2023

Bitch claws

The long and disgusting false finger nails that bitchy sorts of women tend to wear.

*sees a picture of a woman who says she is suffering because she hasn’t had sex in a week*
“Ah, yes. I can spot the bitch claws from here”

by Alphabetical Spaghetti December 18, 2020

Lawhead

Someone who follows the law over morality, specifically American law

Person 1: “I just raped someone, but it’s okay because I forced her to consent at gunpoint!”
Person 2: “fuckin lawhead”

by Alphabetical Spaghetti October 24, 2020