penis

The funniest word that one could say in a conversation. Saying this will immediately make everyone in the room burst out laughing on the floor.
Guy 1: ur mo-
Guy 2: penis
Guy 1: ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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javelina

A large boar like creature that lives in Arizona. They steal your food for your entire life
Guy 1: ay mate look at this lit javelina
Guy 2: dude donโ€™t feed it
by Alphabetical Spaghetti March 07, 2018
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Lawhead

Someone who follows the law over morality, specifically American law
Person 1: โ€œI just raped someone, but itโ€™s okay because I forced her to consent at gunpoint!โ€
Person 2: โ€œfuckin lawheadโ€
by Alphabetical Spaghetti October 25, 2020
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Bitch claws

The long and fake finger nails that bitchy sorts of women tend to wear.
*looks at a picture woman who says that shes suffering because she hasnโ€™t had sex in two days*
โ€œAh, yes. I can spot the bitch claws from here.โ€
by Alphabetical Spaghetti December 18, 2020
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Bitch claws

The long and disgusting false finger nails that bitchy sorts of women tend to wear.
*sees a picture of a woman who says she is suffering because she hasnโ€™t had sex in a week*
โ€œAh, yes. I can spot the bitch claws from hereโ€
by Alphabetical Spaghetti December 18, 2020
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Fish

A type of aquatic invertebrate that usually live in the ocean, sea, rivers, or lakes, that breathes through gills on the sides of itโ€™s head or body
โ€œI caught a fishโ€
โ€œDoing whatโ€
โ€œOn a rodโ€
by Alphabetical Spaghetti June 10, 2018
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Grimmy

โ€œI got my Grimmy bruhโ€
by Alphabetical Spaghetti June 28, 2023
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