Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Alphabetical Spaghetti

Grimmy

“I got my Grimmy bruh”

Get merch

The long and disgusting false finger nails that bitchy sorts of women tend to wear.

*sees a picture of a woman who says she is suffering because she hasn’t had sex in a week*
“Ah, yes. I can spot the bitch claws from here”

Get merch

The long and fake finger nails that bitchy sorts of women tend to wear.

*looks at a picture woman who says that shes suffering because she hasn’t had sex in two days*
“Ah, yes. I can spot the bitch claws from here.”

Get merch

Someone who follows the law over morality, specifically American law

Person 1: “I just raped someone, but it’s okay because I forced her to consent at gunpoint!”
Person 2: “fuckin lawhead”

Get merch

A type of aquatic invertebrate that usually live in the ocean, sea, rivers, or lakes, that breathes through gills on the sides of it’s head or body

“I caught a fish”
“Doing what”
“On a rod”

Get merch

The funniest word that one could say in a conversation. Saying this will immediately make everyone in the room burst out laughing on the floor.

Guy 1: ur mo-
Guy 2: penis
Guy 1: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Get merch

A large boar like creature that lives in Arizona. They steal your food for your entire life

Guy 1: ay mate look at this lit javelina
Guy 2: dude don’t feed it

Get merch