Definitions by AlownAgainstTheWorld

Mission Possible 

A realistic name for the Mission Impossible series.

Mark: Did you see the new Mission Impossible movie.
Marcus: It's Tom Hanks. When has Tom Hanks ever failed. It's Mission Possible.

Mission Possible by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

NSFW 

Something banned at work, but perfectly suitable for schoolchildren.

NSFW is not the same as NSFS. All NSFW content is perfectly fine for your children to see.

NSFW by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

Turkery Sandwitch 

When you are so dimwitted that you spell turkey sandwich like it's a felony and type it into Urban Dictionary for some reason.

Mark: Hey I'm going to go eat a Turkery Sandwitch.
Marcus: What the heck are you a serial killer.

Turkery Sandwitch by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

ShrapnelSauce 

Not fun

Mark: I don't want any ShrapnelSauce

ShrapnelSauce by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 23, 2023

alown 

1. A one-man circus. Etymologically derived from the words 'clown' and 'alone.'

2. A rare misspelling of alone.

Mark: Hey Cirque du Soleil might be cool but you should check out the new alown show, Jeff the Clown! He's hilarious. You can have him come to your kids' birthday you know.

alown by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 23, 2023