Canada

If your rich, intelligent, superstar, celebrity neighbor was a country.

Canada: ..and that's how we will combat hunger and income inequality worldwide!
USA: *burps* stfu.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023

iTalian

An Apple product disguising itself as a nationality inhabiting the country of iTaly, also an Apple-created fabrication. iTalians are really spaghetti-powered war machines programmed to kill anyone eating Hawaiian pizza on sight.

Benito Mussolini did not actually orchestrate any invasions. The iTalians had not been fully developed, and thus Mussolini was forced to make little people out of sticks.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023

FranCheck

Combination of frantic and check. Common symptom of Obsessive Compusive Disorder, but can also occur when you are checking the likes on a Twttr post. More commonly, it's a constant will to check on microwaves to make sure they aren't still on, making sure the sinks are off, and for some reason that closet doors are closed? I'm not sure why.

Mark: *FranChecks* how many likes does this rambling Urban Dictionary post have oh no it's not high I'm so sad help.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023

alownagainsttheworld

Me

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by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 28, 2023

Turkery Sandwitch

When you are so dimwitted that you spell turkey sandwich like it's a felony and type it into Urban Dictionary for some reason.

Mark: Hey I'm going to go eat a Turkery Sandwitch.
Marcus: What the heck are you a serial killer.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023