All Bets Hedged's definitions

Unload the Uhaul

Taking a shit that you have been holding over the course of a cross country car ride

I was holding it in the car so long that I was relieved when I could finally unload the Uhaul.

by All Bets Hedged March 2, 2021

Left the Side Door Open

When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.

I wasn't feeling frisky but I left the side door open just in case.

by All Bets Hedged January 6, 2021

Dog Scream

The noise emitted from a person when cold water is thrown on the back of a male whose penis has swollen to the point that he is "stuck" inside the sexual partner's anus.

I thought it was called a yelp but my urologist told me it was called a dog scream.

by All Bets Hedged February 8, 2021

2 Rocking

Defecating inside someone to assert dominance.

After he broke His opponents nose he resorted to 2 rocking him

by All Bets Hedged June 29, 2021

N95’ing

When you cover a woman’s mouth and nose in semen.

Keeping ladies safe these days by N95’ing them.

by All Bets Hedged April 20, 2020

Blowvid

Getting a blowjob from someone who has Covid.

She tested positive for Covid but I had the vaccine so I asked for a blowvid

by All Bets Hedged February 23, 2021

Pickles on the Side

When a pansexual propositions a transitioning male-to-female and requests that they abstain from penetration until specifically requested during the sexual acts.

Some like to call it ‘when Harry met Sally’, but in Texas we call it Pickles on the Side’

by All Bets Hedged February 4, 2021