Blowfie

Taking a selfie when you are getting a blowjob

It wasn't my first time getting head, but it was my first blowfie.

by All Bets Hedged February 23, 2021

Lost the Spoon in the Batter

When a woman inserts her vibrator, dildo or other pleasuring implement so deeply that she cannot retrieve it from her vaginal or anal canal.

She was trying to have some fun but failed because she lost the spoon in the batter.

by All Bets Hedged February 18, 2021

Dog Scream

The noise emitted from a person when cold water is thrown on the back of a male whose penis has swollen to the point that he is "stuck" inside the sexual partner's anus.

I thought it was called a yelp but my urologist told me it was called a dog scream.

by All Bets Hedged February 08, 2021

UDic'ing

When someone uses Urban Dictionary terms, sometimes unbeknownst to the other person, in causal conversation.

He said he was dropping his car off at the shop, so I didn't know if he was having sex with his wife, dropping his car off at the shop, or just UDic'ing me again.

by All Bets Hedged February 22, 2021

Trade Winds

When three or more people press their buttholes together and pass gas.

Little did she know that experiencing Trade Winds would improve her sex life.

by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2020

Scumble

People who get aroused by the scum on urinal toilet plumbing fixtures.

It is gross, but he is a scumble.

by All Bets Hedged February 11, 2021

Water Parking

When two men face each other, fully erect, and urinate on each other.

We didn’t go to the water park for the rides, we went for the water parking.

by All Bets Hedged February 04, 2021