Hot Pocket in the Freezer

When a person performs acts of sodomy with another in an outdoor setting with temperatures below freezing.

Kaleb was ready for a hot pocket in the freezer but it wasn’t cold enough outside.

by All Bets Hedged March 07, 2020

Flag

Left the Side Door Open

When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.

by All Bets Hedged January 06, 2021

Flag

Placing a fist that was recently used for an anal fisting into someone’s mouth.

When he said he could handle anything I showed him his error in judgement by decking the attic.

by All Bets Hedged February 05, 2021

Flag

When a girl thinks she sneaks a fart, but in reality her mate is disgusted by the smell.

Alex angrily pushed away his dinner when he detected Kim’s Girl Fart from across the table.

by All Bets Hedged March 02, 2020

Flag

When you use a dill pickle to scratch the inside of your anus.

I had an itchy butt so I decided dilling was my best option.

by All Bets Hedged October 27, 2022

Flag

When you defecate into a tube sock and use it as a weapon

Alex kept talking shit so I hit him with a Muddy Club.

by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2020

Flag

Proatate exam for a trans man.

He didn't have a prostate sop we gave them a galstate exam

by All Bets Hedged December 12, 2023

Flag