All Bets Hedged's definitions

Serving Up Gems

When a jewel thief defecates stolen jewels.

He knew when he ate the stolen necklace he would eventually be serving up gems.

by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2021

Scumble

People who get aroused by the scum on urinal toilet plumbing fixtures.

It is gross, but he is a scumble.

by All Bets Hedged February 11, 2021

Lick the Doorknob

A homeless person performing cunnilingus on a prostitute.

He knew she got around but he was still ready to lick the doorknob.

by All Bets Hedged February 10, 2021

Cleaning the Toothpaste Cap

Having imminent diarrhea that is held in by previously formed solid feces within the bowel tract. Upon pushing out the solid mass, diarrhea follows with ease.

After trying all the laxities on the market I tried some liquid magnesium and was very shortly cleaning the toothpaste cap.

by All Bets Hedged February 10, 2021

Dog Scream

The noise emitted from a person when cold water is thrown on the back of a male whose penis has swollen to the point that he is "stuck" inside the sexual partner's anus.

I thought it was called a yelp but my urologist told me it was called a dog scream.

by All Bets Hedged February 8, 2021

Decking the Attic

Placing a fist that was recently used for an anal fisting into someone’s mouth.

When he said he could handle anything I showed him his error in judgement by decking the attic.

by All Bets Hedged February 5, 2021

Pickles on the Side

When a pansexual propositions a transitioning male-to-female and requests that they abstain from penetration until specifically requested during the sexual acts.

Some like to call it ‘when Harry met Sally’, but in Texas we call it Pickles on the Side’

by All Bets Hedged February 4, 2021