All Bets Hedged's definitions

Messy Kitchen

When a woman's vagina smells like a sloppy Joe.

I was excited to get her panties off till I realized she had a Messy Kitchen

by All Bets Hedged December 12, 2023

Manogram

When a trans woman gets a mammogram

She didn't actually have tits so they gave her a manogram

by All Bets Hedged December 12, 2023

Galstate Exam

Proatate exam for a trans man.

He didn't have a prostate sop we gave them a galstate exam

by All Bets Hedged December 12, 2023

Dripping Faucet

When an elderly gentleman ejaculates into a woman’s mouth, but she has to crane her neck and extend her tongue in order to catch the seeping semen from the tip of his decrepit phallus

She didn’t enjoy dripping faucets but she needed to pay her rent.

by All Bets Hedged November 30, 2020

Dripping Faucet

When an elderly gentleman ejaculates into a woman’s mouth, but she has to crane her neck and extend her tongue in order to catch the seeping semen from the tip of his decrepit phallus

She didn’t like to play dripping faucet with her sugar daddy but her rent was due.

by All Bets Hedged December 1, 2020

Bleaching the Limestone

When an albino man ejaculates on the chiseled abs of another albino man or woman.

When he saw his abs he knew it was perfect for bleaching the limestone.

by All Bets Hedged December 10, 2020

Left the Side Door Open

When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.

I wasn't feeling frisky but I left the side door open just in case.

by All Bets Hedged January 6, 2021