Decking the Attic

Placing a fist that was recently used for an anal fisting into someone’s mouth.

When he said he could handle anything I showed him his error in judgement by decking the attic.

by All Bets Hedged February 05, 2021

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Neptune’s Nectar

I don’t know why this place is no expensive. I guess the water is made of Neptune’s Nectar.

by All Bets Hedged February 25, 2020

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When a girl thinks she sneaks a fart, but in reality her mate is disgusted by the smell.

Alex angrily pushed away his dinner when he detected Kim’s Girl Fart from across the table.

by All Bets Hedged March 02, 2020

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The reply of an elderly gentlemen after weakly ejaculating on a younger a mans chest when asked ‘is that it?’.

He was wanting more but I told that is full blast.

by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2021

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When a jewel thief defecates stolen jewels.

He knew when he ate the stolen necklace he would eventually be serving up gems.

by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2021

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The slapping sounds created when the scrotum bounces off of the sexual partner’s ass during each penetrating thrust of the penis

My neighbor was at it again, and I couldn’t tell if it was drums or bips

by All Bets Hedged June 12, 2021

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When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.

She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.

by All Bets Hedged January 15, 2021

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