All Bets Hedged's definitions

San Francisco Tuesday

When a man secretly receives oral sex during a business video conference call before 8am local time

I was feeling romantic so I didn’t let my early morning conference call stop me from a San Francisco Tuesday.

by All Bets Hedged June 11, 2021

Dripping Faucet

When an elderly gentleman ejaculates into a woman’s mouth, but she has to crane her neck and extend her tongue in order to catch the seeping semen from the tip of his decrepit phallus

She didn’t like to play dripping faucet with her sugar daddy but her rent was due.

by All Bets Hedged December 1, 2020

Dom’s Bottom Drawer

A mans asshole

Bryce tried to put his totem pole in Dom’s Bottom Drawer

by All Bets Hedged April 4, 2020

Neptune’s Nectar

The physical properties of the water at Great Wolf Lodge.

I don’t know why this place is no expensive. I guess the water is made of Neptune’s Nectar.

by All Bets Hedged February 24, 2020

Serving Up Gems

When a jewel thief defecates stolen jewels.

He knew when he ate the stolen necklace he would eventually be serving up gems.

by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2021

UDic'ing

When someone uses Urban Dictionary terms, sometimes unbeknownst to the other person, in causal conversation.

He said he was dropping his car off at the shop, so I didn't know if he was having sex with his wife, dropping his car off at the shop, or just UDic'ing me again.

by All Bets Hedged February 22, 2021

Blasting Burners

When 2 people press their buttholes against each others and pass gas.

My wife was made because she caught me and James blasting burners

by All Bets Hedged January 27, 2020