Bashed in the Back Window

When a man gets a fissure due to excessive force while receiving anal sex

What started off as a loving encounter ended up being bashed in the back window.

by All Bets Hedged June 10, 2021

Tornasol

When you passionately tear your asshole on purpose.

You live on Tornasol, I live with a tornasol.

by All Bets Hedged February 20, 2020

Unload the Uhaul

Taking a shit that you have been holding over the course of a cross country car ride

I was holding it in the car so long that I was relieved when I could finally unload the Uhaul.

by All Bets Hedged March 02, 2021

Assburger

The act of lovingly eating someone ass void of any emotional attachments.

She thought she was getting a rim job from a man that loved her, but it was really just an assburger.

by All Bets Hedged March 05, 2021

Clarking

The act of stuffing ones testicles in their own anus then farting them out.

Everything was going fine till they started clarking.

by All Bets Hedged June 26, 2020

Meat out of the freezer

When one unexpectedly ends an act of sodomy with another in an outdoor setting with temperatures below freezing.

Preston was quite surprised when Chandler pulled the meat out of the freezer.

by All Bets Hedged March 31, 2020

Trade Winds

When three or more people press their buttholes together and pass gas.

Little did she know that experiencing Trade Winds would improve her sex life.

by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2020