Left the Side Door Open

When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.

I wasn't feeling frisky but I left the side door open just in case.

by All Bets Hedged January 6, 2021

Trade Winds

When three or more people press their buttholes together and pass gas.

Little did she know that experiencing Trade Winds would improve her sex life.

by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2020

Hot Pocket in the Freezer

When a person performs acts of sodomy with another in an outdoor setting with temperatures below freezing.

Kaleb was ready for a hot pocket in the freezer but it wasn’t cold enough outside.

by All Bets Hedged March 7, 2020

Decking the Attic

Placing a fist that was recently used for an anal fisting into someone’s mouth.

When he said he could handle anything I showed him his error in judgement by decking the attic.

by All Bets Hedged February 5, 2021

Girl Fart

When a girl thinks she sneaks a fart, but in reality her mate is disgusted by the smell.

Alex angrily pushed away his dinner when he detected Kim’s Girl Fart from across the table.

by All Bets Hedged March 2, 2020

Turducken

Anal or vaginal intercourse with a woman 8+ months pregnant.

When she told me she was at the 8 month mark I offered her a turducken.

by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021

My Check Machine is Broken

When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.

She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.

by All Bets Hedged January 15, 2021