13 definitions by Aliases
A controlled opposition is a protest movement that is actually being led by government agents. Nearly all governments in history have employed this technique to trick and subdue their adversaries. Notably Vladimir Lenin who said ''"The best way to control the opposition is to lead it ourselves."
Count Mirabeau was part of the controlled opposition, because although everyone thought he was supporting the revolution, in reality he supported the monarchy and was a personal friend of the king. He was a government agent.
by Aliases January 26, 2013
Someone who pays no federal income tax, also known as ''The 47 Percent''. A typical lazy-ass Obama voter.
by Aliases October 12, 2012
The conjugal duty is a religious duty within marriage to have sex on a regular basis. Rather than a chore, sex within marriage therefore becomes a religious obligation that very much pleases God. The concept is biblical and is promoted by many Christian churches.
by Aliases September 16, 2012
A Sandy Hooker is someone who believes that the shootings at Sandy Hook in December 2012 were actually a false flag terrorist attack by the United States government. This is a conspiracy theory that says that the Obama administration ordered the massacre to occur so that it could implement stricter gun control laws.
Alex Jones is a Sandy Hooker because he believes in the Sandy Hook conspiracy theory. He is also a truther and a birther.
by Aliases February 3, 2013
Mama's basement syndrome is a psychological syndrome which primarily affects men who are acquiring masters degrees but who haven't moved out of their mother's basement yet. Symptoms include lack of self-esteem, self-doubt, guilt, fear for the future, sexual frustration and severe dependence on family members.
Richard is happy that he's getting his PhD in philosophy, but he also suffers from mama's basement syndrome and finds it very difficult to move out of his parents' house. He's afraid his girlfriend will leave him if she finds out where he really lives.
by Aliases August 16, 2014
On an internet forum, a master baiter is someone who is an expert at starting ''bait threads'', meaning threads that aim to provoke quick responses and arouse emotions in people. Usually this means that the thread topic itself is part of the bait.
John Doe is a master baiter, because he likes to start bait threads that provoke shitloads of reactions from people. His most recent bait thread was called ''Monsanto is not all that bad''.
by Aliases May 20, 2013