Aliases's definitions

Moocher

Someone who pays no federal income tax, also known as ''The 47 Percent''. A typical lazy-ass Obama voter.

47 percent of Americans are moochers because they pay zero taxes to the federal government.

by Aliases October 11, 2012

Conjugal duty

The conjugal duty is a religious duty within marriage to have sex on a regular basis. Rather than a chore, sex within marriage therefore becomes a religious obligation that very much pleases God. The concept is biblical and is promoted by many Christian churches.

The priest asked the wife whether she had performed her conjugal duty.

by Aliases September 16, 2012

Queeb tax

The Queeb tax is a mandatory 18 % tip on all French-Canadians who travel to Vermont and eat in a local restaurant. This is due to the fact that some French Canadians are poor tippers. The tax is also applied to people from France, Belgium and Switzerland.

I paid a 20 % tip to the waiter in Burlington, and then right after that, the waiter made me pay an 18 % Queeb tax.

by Aliases August 31, 2012

Horace

Horace is a polite way of saying whore ass, because it sounds like horses.

I went to look at the barn, and inside there were many horaces.

by Aliases September 2, 2011

Momfriend

A girlfriend that acts like she's your mom.

Joe thought he was getting a girlfriend, but instead he got a momfriend.

by Aliases August 18, 2011

Stepmilf

A milf who is not really a mother, just a stepmother, so there are no possible blood problems.

A guy had sex with his stepmilf and his stepsis.

by Aliases January 21, 2010