masturbathon

When you try to jerk off but are unable to reach orgasam for whatever reason, causeing you to jerk off for what seems to be an eternity yet is only 26.2 minutes

Dude, I went for a quick wank and that shit turned out to be a masterbathon.

by Ali T May 14, 2003

whalin

When you go on a hunt to lay the bone to a fat chcik.

Imm gonna get me some fat lovin tonight becuase I am goin whalin.

by Ali T April 21, 2003

condom raw

After several hours of boneing a worish slut your dick begins to get irritated due to the condom's lubrication evaperating

Person 1 "Dude I was so drunk and her cum box was so boored out that I couldn't bust my nut and ended up getting condom Raw"
Person 2 "Holy shit bro, so what did you do?"
Person 1 "I jerked off in the condom and threw it in her eye like a cum balloon, causing that bitch temporary blindness"

by Ali T May 14, 2003

cum balloon

When you jerk off into a condom filling it with your man chowder, making it similar to a water ballon, except it is sans water.

I made a cum balloon and dropped it off of the roof of my house striking the mailman on his gay ass hat.

by Ali T May 14, 2003

turnout

To have a have a successfull emptying of the bowels through the rectum.

I say Betty, I had a great turnout on 't' pot today.

by Ali T May 30, 2005

road law

A police officer who excells at use of the multiple chapters of motor vehicle law in an attempt to keep the motoring public alive and safe.

Also known as A25

Check out that guy, that's road law right there.

by Ali T April 08, 2003

Corn Hole

To stick your wang in her ass

Dude I corn holed his wife last night.

by Ali T January 06, 2007