Alfonso's definitions

craphonso

noun.

1. A fast person
2. a dumbass
3. a code word for taking a shit
4. a way to tell your friend that you have to take a shit

1. Craphonso made a nice catch against NC State
2. Matt is a craphonso
3. Yo craphonso!
4. I'll be right back, craphonso.

by alfonso August 11, 2004

dudinsky

doobledinsky - related word

a double dudinsky

by alfonso May 4, 2004

mortisha

Variable use noun.

1. a bad situation
2. cards are stacked against you

cluster fuck

That exam was a mortisha.

by alfonso May 4, 2004

mortinsky

noun. A loose shit.

dudinsky
doobledinsky

Brian had to drop a mortinsky before Survivor came on.

by alfonso May 4, 2004

reindeer

noun.

1. a large assed woman
2. not good

Pickle flavored ice cream is reindeer.
That woman is a reindeer.

by alfonso May 4, 2004

dudinsky

noun.

1. extremely large shit
2. odoriforous stool caused by excessive consumption of alcohol and spicy food

Jay had to take a dudinsky during the exam.

by alfonso May 2, 2004

doobledinsky

noun. multiple dudinskies.

A doobledinsky occurs when one feels that a shit is finished and just before getting up, another dudinsky follows

Sean had to take a doobledinsky in his pants because he was sleeping outside.

by alfonso May 2, 2004