Alfonso's definitions

craphonso

noun.

1. A fast person
2. a dumbass
3. a code word for taking a shit
4. a way to tell your friend that you have to take a shit

1. Craphonso made a nice catch against NC State
2. Matt is a craphonso
3. Yo craphonso!
4. I'll be right back, craphonso.

by alfonso August 11, 2004

Mayren

A really pretty and smart person.
She is rarely seen, lol.

Una persona muy bonita e inteligente.
Rara vez es vista, jaja.

Oh my God!! Is that Mayren?!?!

Oh Dios mio!! Esa es Mayren?!?!

by Alfonso December 13, 2004

cmunt

<i>noun</i>

1. A person who insists on poisson arrival even if no one is even coming to your party.

<i>adj.</I>

2. Related Word dudinsky

<i>All Grammatical Areas</i>

3. The original, old school, dirty version of smunt. It's pronounced the same.

1. He is a cmunt.

2. Jay acted in a cmuntly manner.

3. You cmunted that cmunt in a very cmuntly manner.

by alfonso January 19, 2005

dudinsky

an adjective for someone who is a dumbass mortimer

KM,PhD is a dudinsky.

by alfonso August 11, 2004

doobledinsky

noun. multiple dudinskies.

A doobledinsky occurs when one feels that a shit is finished and just before getting up, another dudinsky follows

Sean had to take a doobledinsky in his pants because he was sleeping outside.

by alfonso May 2, 2004

mortisha

Variable use noun.

1. a bad situation
2. cards are stacked against you

cluster fuck

That exam was a mortisha.

by alfonso May 4, 2004

zamudio

A person called Rodrigo that is really stupid.

Una persona llamada Rodrigo que esta bien pendejo jajaja.

Hey Zamudio
Hey pendejo
Hey stupid ass

by Alfonso December 11, 2004