Definitions by Alf Hart

Diddley Doink 

Someone who thinks it's hilarious being a fuckwit.

Hey bro that diddley doink over there just shat his pants and thinks it's funny

Diddley Doink by Alf Hart November 3, 2008

plating out 

The act of performing oral sex to a woman's genitalia in a hungry fashion removing all secreted bodily fluids

Gertrude came in my mouth as I was plating out her pussy

plating out by Alf Hart December 29, 2007

Tops and Fingers 

The act of fondling a womens breasts and fingering her vagina

Hey Bert did you fuck her behind the bike sheds last night ? No man but I got tops and fingers.

Tops and Fingers by Alf Hart December 29, 2007

TAGG NUTS 

Small balls of dried shit hanging from ass hairs.

Bert just wiped his ass and found some tagg nuts !

TAGG NUTS by Alf Hart September 25, 2007