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TAGG NUTS

Small balls of dried shit hanging from ass hairs.

Bert just wiped his ass and found some tagg nuts !

by Alf Hart September 25, 2007

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plating out

The act of performing oral sex to a woman's genitalia in a hungry fashion removing all secreted bodily fluids

Gertrude came in my mouth as I was plating out her pussy

by Alf Hart December 29, 2007

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Tops and Fingers

The act of fondling a womens breasts and fingering her vagina

Hey Bert did you fuck her behind the bike sheds last night ? No man but I got tops and fingers.

by Alf Hart December 29, 2007

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Diddley Doink

Someone who thinks it's hilarious being a fuckwit.

Hey bro that diddley doink over there just shat his pants and thinks it's funny

by Alf Hart November 3, 2008

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