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yayed

aw man, some asshole jacked my $20 bill that we rolled up to bust. i didn't notice cuz i was hella' yayed out
by alf December 20, 2003
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Jonesy

1.An awesome example of something that mixes Rock and Roll and everyday life.

2. Something Trashy, Punky, Independent, and stylish.

After Steve Jones, Formerly of the Sex Pistols, and presently the host of Jonesy's Jukebox on INDY 103.1 Los Angeles
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Garden State was so Jonesy.

No way dude..have you ever seen Sid and Nancy?

No, not Jonesy in a Literal sense. I mean JONESY like Life Aquatic.

Troy?

Not Jonesy.
by Alf January 18, 2005
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Tut-Tut

A dismissive comment for the overly zealous. Usually accompanied by a dismissive hand-gesture.

Can also be used as a verb. Ie:
Tut-tutting
Serena: I think I should be a writer!
Alf: Tut-tut, surely you need to know how to read first.

Or

Serena: Quit Tut-tutting all my ideas asshole!

Alf: Sorry
by Alf April 11, 2005
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west chester, pa

its time to take a stand for those of us who dont know what burberry is. for those of us who drink jacquins and crown russe and not grey goose (bankers and natty too). for those of us who dont pop the collars of our lacoste polos (what the hell is that? ) this is for those of us who have never been to the king of prussia mall. the chesterians who rove around in ford tauruses, not rovers. this is to point out that there is no proof that girls are any hotter in west chester than anywhere else (though paisley begs to differ). no comment on whether girls drive an hour to king of prussia to get coach bags, as i am not a girl. also, i dont know if any of them will join sorostitutes, sororities maybe. chester county not born but raised and i swear that we are not like that.
its time to take back west chester.
andrews taking a stand against flamers who try to say what west chester is, but only go to college here and aint born n raised - nah mean pussies?
by alf January 30, 2005
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iceberg

whoa, that's a fucking iceburg you just placed on the cd case. cut that shit up and let's get zooted
by alf December 21, 2003
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Zooted

After 2 lines, i'm zooted like a mo'fuker.
by Alf May 2, 2003
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goggle the rooster

blow job...................à
"So can she goggle the rooster?"
by ALF December 21, 2004
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