Cum freq

cum freq
is a short term for cumulative frequency according to mrs bunting but can be interpreted as an individuals obsession with spunk.

Miss.b- we are studying CUM FREQ
Class- Yay SPUNKY TIME!!

by Alexa and Aisha August 1, 2009

Itchpit

A deep hole underneath your arm, which if not managed properly can become hairy, or sweaty and you may need to get your claws down there and give it a scratch.

i nearly got it, just right there, Yes in my itchpit

by Alexa and Aisha August 1, 2009

lubricant pie

A foreign dessert that can make you feel better once you've had un pretected sex.

Aisha-Omg i slept with Bill and didnt use a condom
Alexa- Awh, sokay babe have some lubricant pie

by Alexa and Aisha August 1, 2009

shes got the banana in her lips

sex

omg she looks like shes had sum shes got the banana in her lips

by Alexa and Aisha January 30, 2009

Penis wipe

A synthesised fabric coated with a layer of Aloa Vera which obsourbs the licquid coming out a males penis.

Daymm girl i needa PENIS WIPE!!.

by Alexa and Aisha August 1, 2009

mother gayness

When your mum is anoying you and nagging all the time and shes just being a big poop.

your sucha lump of mother gayness

by Alexa and Aisha August 1, 2009

Sunshine Bath

This is when you let an accidental spurt of pee trickle into the bath causing a ray of sunshine to enlighten the water. You then have to resort to refilling the entire bath unless you feel the urge to wash in your own urine.
Which is pretty damn sexual TBH.

Alexa: *on the phone* AISHEEEEE i peed in the bath. Help me mofo.
Aisha: Oki sexy ill be right over and bottle that sunshine bath
Alexa: wooooooo sexy temps

by Alexa and Aisha August 1, 2009