Definitions by Alex the Chao

MMX 

The actually abbreviation for the year 2010 based off of the roman numerical system.

It is now year MMX or "2010."

MMX by Alex the Chao January 1, 2010

This Game Cheats

What most people yell at there video games when the CPU seems to be cheating. This usually happens when the CPU does something no one could possibly pull off and/or is being completely unfair.

Markus: OMG THIS GAME CHEATS IT KEEPS SCORING SHOTS FROM LIKE HALF COURT.
Sane Individual: How can the game be cheating at itself.
Markus: I... I don't know...

This Game Cheats by Alex the Chao November 16, 2009

Pots 

Pots is short for potion. Often seen and used in the MMORPG Maplestory. It has nothing to do with drugs. They're are HP pots which restore your health and MP pots with restore your magic points.

TrickTuck: Ah man I'm running out of HP pots, do you have any?
xXModDoodXx: No, just MP pots.
TrickTuck: ;-; *dies*

Pots by Alex the Chao November 10, 2009

Hyperbeam

Rumored to be one of the most powerful attacks in the world that anyone can easily learn. But do they know it? No, cause there assholes.

Bully: I'm going to kick your asses!
Nerd: QUICK GEEK USE HYPERBEAM
Geek: ...
Nerd: What the fuck do you mean you don't know hyperbeam.

Hyperbeam by Alex the Chao October 28, 2009

Hot Vampire Sex

What happens in the Book 4 of the twilight series where Edward and Bella have hot vampire sex. But apparently since there vampires they can keep going and going and going... and nothing's stopping them except there will.

Me:S'up-
Girl: FFFFFFFF, DID YOU KNOW THAT IN THE LAST BOOK OF TWILIGHT BELLA AND EDWARD HAVE HOT VAMPIRE SEX!?
Me:...what the hell...

Hot Vampire Sex by Alex the Chao October 9, 2009

Sonic Porn 

1.)Possibly the worst thing ever created by the fans of the Sonic the Hedgehog series. This is extremely hated by many of the fans. All logic is thrown out the door when it comes to this. Forced love relation ships between characters that normally would not have any interaction with each other are highly seen here. Often they will often insert there own fan characters in them to satisfy there own fantasy. Do us all a favor and stop making these please.

2.) Furry porn of Sonic characters.

Guy: Dude, check out this awesome Sonic porn I drew.
Me: WTF!? What's wrong with you man!?

Sonic Porn by Alex the Chao October 6, 2009

* * 

This is used whenever someones wants to represent action or that there doing something in a chat. Often - - or ( ) or substituted for it. The said action is put inside the * * like so.
*action phrase*

CoolKid54: I'm so cool fo'realz *swooshes hair back with comb*
VampireGoth: -shoots you with a pistol-
Coolkid54: D: (dies)

* *

* * by Alex the Chao October 6, 2009