Definitions by Alex T

major howard 

A nickname for a large black penis

I'm gonna put my major Howard into your pussy

major howard by Alex T November 4, 2017

Muharram 

A really chill Muslim guy that won't threaten your county with bombs

Yo what's good my nigga Muharram

NM just chillin and planning shit

What kind of shit

You'll see

September 10, 2001

Muharram by Alex T August 16, 2016

Kevin 

That one kid that semi cool but one you get to know him he a sweetie. Does not attend school. But when he does it always a good time

Hey Kevin comin to school

Yeah man I am

Cool man

Kevin by Alex T August 16, 2016

Matt 

A kid that literally made out of fucking glass. Broke more shit then as many things Derek rose has injurys. Never comes to school always has an excuse

Top 10 excuses

-10 bronchitis in the foot

-9 Matt day

-8 went to go get a drink

-7 sorry guys I had to go to shop and stop with my mom and12 at night

-6 my 13 sibling were blocking the door

-5 didn't feel like going

-4 sorry didn't feel like going to school this month

-3 yeah not going to school this year just one year what's it going to do

-2 I'm dropping out I can always come back

-1 I was making my lunch until it grew arms and snapped my great

Matt by Alex T August 16, 2016