fist related teeth disorder

A phrase coined by the character Lister on the British TV show "Red Dwarf". Used as a threat.

I didn't get a chance to tell you earlier, but earlier today I discovered Mr. Rimmer is suffering from a stress related nervous disorder.

When I get done with him, he's gonna be suffering from a fist related teeth disorder!

by Alex Stockwell April 17, 2009

straight up Sith

When someone uses an absolutist tone where it doesn't belong, like when talking about movies. A reference to the line from Revenge of the Sith; "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."

"Did you see that Last Jedi review that just went up?"
"Yeah, but I'm not watching it. That reviewer can be straight up Sith sometimes."

by Alex Stockwell December 20, 2018

balloon dick

When your dick is small and pathetic looking in it's normal state, but when hard is like having a two by four in your pants.

I should let you know right now, I have a balloon dick.

by Alex Stockwell November 05, 2006

republicans

A bunch of mindless jerks who will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

Are you telling me you're one of those uptight, blood-sucking republicans? Get against the wall!

by Alex Stockwell November 25, 2006

rimshot

When a guy pulls out during doggy-style, and cums all over the chick's asshole.

Facials and creampies are great, but for me, nothing's better than a good rimshot.

by Alex Stockwell March 14, 2018

Doctorate in Truthology

Someone who spouts complete bullshit, with a wholly undeserved air of authority, can be said to have this.

"What kind of authority does this guy think he has, saying that shit like it's objective fact?"
"Apparently he has some kind of degree..."
"Yeah, Doctorate in Truthology!"

by Alex Stockwell March 13, 2019

no clue there

A comical way of implying that the way someone is at the moment is the way they are all the time.

"Hey, I think Joe's drunk."

"No clue there."

by Alex Stockwell January 17, 2008