Alex Quantashassle's definitions

aks

Verb. To ask. particular British dialect

"I aksed him to move his car from the driveway."

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

awareness

Another word for intellegence used in the middle-class ghetto.

"He has very little awareness."
"Indeed."

by Alex Quantashassle June 24, 2005

required

The complete antonym to additional. Very popular in business ethics. Unpopular in the arts community. Bohemian language.

"I assure you Sir, everything I own is required. I'd even go far enough to say I live a completely required life.

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

toad stool

The bizarre sexual act of squatting like a toad and relieving yourself on your partner.

"Jess did the toad stool on me last night."
"Eww."

by Alex Quantashassle June 3, 2005

arse-on

Noun.
1. A bad mood.
2. A difficult task.

1. "Keep out of Andy's way, he's got the arse-on."
2. "Jeez, proggraming the video is a real arse-on!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

Dame Edna

Phr. 'To pull a Dame Edna' is to go transvestite. To don an ugly wig and start talking like an eccentric old women. Popular pasttime for Sydney-dwellers and the like.

"My good friend Dave, possibly the straightest man I've ever known, has gone through a mental seizure and pulled a Dame Edna."

by Alex Quantashassle April 10, 2005

problems

To have problems is to have a bad case of intestinal gas.

"Phew! Somebody in here has got problems!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005