arse-on

Noun.
1. A bad mood.
2. A difficult task.

1. "Keep out of Andy's way, he's got the arse-on."
2. "Jeez, proggraming the video is a real arse-on!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

Dame Edna

Phr. 'To pull a Dame Edna' is to go transvestite. To don an ugly wig and start talking like an eccentric old women. Popular pasttime for Sydney-dwellers and the like.

"My good friend Dave, possibly the straightest man I've ever known, has gone through a mental seizure and pulled a Dame Edna."

by Alex Quantashassle April 10, 2005

farmland

The Aussie ghetto's supermarket. You can find all kind of dodgy goods, from spam to canned toiletpaper.

"Ay, mate. You goin' to farmland?"
"Yeaaah, mate. Gonna get some spaaam and caaanned toiletpaper."

by Alex Quantashassle June 05, 2005

directories

Noun. Army slang for the paths of descent upon an enemy.

"Roger Wilco, Samson. Our directory is oh-5-7-6-3-1-3-3-7. Would-you-like-to go grab a coffee after the show?"

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

whos askin

A general statement intended to boost self pride. Don't trust anyone who says this.

"I can't believe you slept with my mum!"
"Whos askin."
"....untrustworthy wanka."

by Alex Quantashassle June 05, 2005

ballsed-up

Adj. Ruined, in a mess.

"Oh, aye! Ain't we in a shite state."
"Indeed. Us Irish hombres are all ballsed-up."

by Alex Quantashassle June 05, 2005

problems

To have problems is to have a bad case of intestinal gas.

"Phew! Somebody in here has got problems!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005