Barstard-Lunatic

A person who acts like a crazy idiot a lot of the time, and can be quite obnoxious too.

"That Julie is a real barstard-lunatic!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

morrison

Australian term used to refer to an elderly suburban man, in his late 40s, to mid 50s, possibly retired, who is usually rather quiet, grey around the edges and a good friend to have.

Also, a less used expression meaning "You will burn in hell you are the devil I will eat your children go home sunshine!"

"Let's invite that Morrison bloke to the barbie, Roz."

"MORRISON!!!"

by Alex Quantashassle August 11, 2005

downstairs toilet

A very lazy British attempt at making a synomyn for a woman's private parts. It can be alot of fun to use though, as people are usually very confused when confronted with it in a sentence!

"She dropped her alan whickers and I had a good look at her downstairs toilet."

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

argue the toss

Vrb phrs. To argue or dispute loudly and at length.

British

"I swear, Bob, if you badmouth my girlie one more time we're gonna argue the toss in front of your whole family!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

recorded

To get killed. To be brutally slaughtered.

"You can't just get away with ganking my motorscooter! You gonna get recorded!

by Alex Quantashassle May 27, 2005

info

Abbreviation slang for information. It's easier to say and it sounds cooler.

"Can you give me some info on the History assignment."
"No! Do your own work!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 09, 2005

crémeux

Prounounced 'crom-wahr', crémeux is the kinky French word for participating in sexual acts involving whipped cream.

(woman picks up a can of whipped cream off the supermarket shelf)

Shop Assistant: "Ahh! Doing some crémeux with your boyfriend tonight?"

Woman: "I'm sorry, I don't speak barstard!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 25, 2005