aled (up)

Adj. Drunk, intoxicated by alcohol, usually beer (ale). British in origin, mainly used by elderlies.

"Bloody hell there Jack, you're all aled up aren't ya mate. Go on there, go take a piss!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 13, 2005

the giblees

A stylish type of comparison used by semi-stylish hombres. For example, if you just hurt your leg, you would say: 'Ow! It hurts like the giblees!'
If you pick up ome smelly food: 'Eh! It smells like the giblees!".

(Bobby trips over and fractures his nose)
"Ahhh! It hurts, like the giblees!"

by Alex Quantashassle May 28, 2005

toileting

Using the toilet for removal of bodily waste. Used by stylish teenage males in the middle-class ghetto.

"Hey James, I'll be over in just a sec, I just gotta go toileting first!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 14, 2005

Barstard-Lunatic

A person who acts like a crazy idiot a lot of the time, and can be quite obnoxious too.

"That Julie is a real barstard-lunatic!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

expose

To expose. To go naked in front of people you don't know. Depending on who you are, this may be a frequent experience.

"That woman's exposing herself!"
"Didn't you do human bio in high school, you nob!? That ain't no woman!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 09, 2005

downstairs toilet

A very lazy British attempt at making a synomyn for a woman's private parts. It can be alot of fun to use though, as people are usually very confused when confronted with it in a sentence!

"She dropped her alan whickers and I had a good look at her downstairs toilet."

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

argue the toss

Vrb phrs. To argue or dispute loudly and at length.

British

"I swear, Bob, if you badmouth my girlie one more time we're gonna argue the toss in front of your whole family!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005