Alex Quantashassle's definitions

guarantee

A guarantee is the inverse of trust.

Rhys Muldoon: "I trust Amanda Vanstone. If I left her alone in a room with a bucket of fried chicken, I'd trust her to eat it up. I'd also trust her to then launch a national inquiry into who ate the chicken."

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

brass & oak

Cockney rhyming slang. Derived from 'glass of Coke'.

"Oi! Get me a brass & oak!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 10, 2005

awareness

Another word for intellegence used in the middle-class ghetto.

"He has very little awareness."
"Indeed."

by Alex Quantashassle June 24, 2005

required

The complete antonym to additional. Very popular in business ethics. Unpopular in the arts community. Bohemian language.

"I assure you Sir, everything I own is required. I'd even go far enough to say I live a completely required life.

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

bleezemonkey

Another name for a couch potato.

"I watched the 2000 olympics from beginning to end, sitting in the same couch."
"You're such a bleezemonkey!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 3, 2005

ziddi van der zee

A racial statement directed towards elderly Dutch folk.

"Oi, ziddi van der zee!"
"You racist little fool!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 3, 2005

problems

To have problems is to have a bad case of intestinal gas.

"Phew! Somebody in here has got problems!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005