Alex Quantashassle's definitions

scanmaker

Another name for a speedcamera. Used in my home town. No-one knows how it originated, but by my nose it's there and it's square.

"Aaaarrrghhh! A scanmaker just flashed me!"
"I didn't know speedcameras wore overcoats!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 26, 2005

result

Bogan youth slang for cool, trendy, good, etc.

"Yo, that sk8board is result!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

aerial pingpong

Australian Rules football.

"Fancy a game of aerial pingpong, mate?"

"Don't call me that. Go away, you foul Eastern-Stater!"

by Alex Quantashassle August 27, 2005

files

Noun. Your files are/is your police record. Used by young people and crooks.

"Hey amigo, how are your files looking?"
"Clean, hombre, clean."

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

arse about/around

Verb. To mess around, to waste time.

"Stop arsing about and polish the bloody car!"

"Yes mum."

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

babby

Noun. A baby, child. (Northern & Midlands use. Dialect)

"Overt your eyes, children. I am going to feed the babby!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

transportation

Cockney rhyming slang for masturbation.

"Boy, that was a great movie! I could really go for some transportation after that!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005