Alex Quantashassle's definitions

heart of gold

Something Neil Young can't find.

(also, someone really nice)

"'I've been a miner for a heart of goooldd-'"

"Hey, good song!"

by Alex Quantashassle July 1, 2005

woot-monkeys!

An exclamation of joy which dorky computer nerds use when playing Magic, Barstard, or video games.

"I'm out."
"Woot-monkeys!"

by Alex Quantashassle July 6, 2005

gimme eat

According to CATCH-22, the statement to end all statements.

"Gimme eat."
"Indeed."

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

northern

An adjective to describe something alien to you and your current state of mind.

"Happy birthday mum! Here's a fax machine!"
"Oh dear... it must be northern."

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

todgers out!

A word to use when rushing into something, or describing someone rushing into something.

"We're gonna jump, todgers out, into one helluva bad situation!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 9, 2005

terrain

A way to describe someone you have slept with. That person is your terrain.

"Julie? Yep, she's my terrain.

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

all over the shop

Phrs. 1. In a mess, out of order, disorganized.
2. Everywhere.

"I've been all over the shop this morning and I can't find her anywhere."

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005