Definitions by Alex Quantashassle

ziddi van der zee 

A racial statement directed towards elderly Dutch folk.

"Oi, ziddi van der zee!"
"You racist little fool!"

ziddi van der zee by Alex Quantashassle June 3, 2005

moon midget

A short guy whoes always high.

"Why hello there, Tommy!"
"You moon midget!"

moon midget by Alex Quantashassle June 3, 2005

toad stool 

The bizarre sexual act of squatting like a toad and relieving yourself on your partner.

"Jess did the toad stool on me last night."
"Eww."

toad stool by Alex Quantashassle June 3, 2005

manawski 

Racist slang for a Chinese Jew.

"Oi manawski!"
"Racist barstard..."

manawski by Alex Quantashassle June 3, 2005

bleezemonkey 

Another name for a couch potato.

"I watched the 2000 olympics from beginning to end, sitting in the same couch."
"You're such a bleezemonkey!"

bleezemonkey by Alex Quantashassle June 3, 2005

llafl 

Laughing Like A Fucking Lunatic.

"...and then they made me their chief."
"Llafl!"

llafl by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

Conquerors 

Slang for the Age of Empires II expansion pack. A good game, indeed.

"Hey hombre, you wanna play some Conquerors?"
"Nah, amigo. I'm stuck makin' cigars till five."

Conquerors by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005