Alex 's definitions

Tounge

A muscle in your mouthal region, the strongest/most used muscle on/in yur entire body.

The army cut off my tounge when i threatened to talk

by Alex March 5, 2004

madie

only the cutest prettiest and coolest person in the world!

that girl totaly wishes she was as cool as madie

by Alex March 27, 2005

Pure dead brilliant

A phrase used in Scotland that means 'the best' or something along those lines.

1. Jock: 'Did yae see that new filum on sat'day?'
McDonold: 'aye, it was Pure dead brilliant!'

2.'Here, Jimmy, that bottle o' bucky was Pure dead brilliant

by Alex July 23, 2003

aduka

A commonly hated mobile in the game gunbound. People do not enjoy using this as a method of fun. Avoid at all costs.

That nasty aduka, it's a soap pile!

by Alex July 11, 2004

Greece

The birthplace of the western world.

Pythagoras was from Greece.

by Alex February 19, 2004

wet kiss

When a man is on his hands and knees in the doggy style position, his partner is behind him giving him a blow job. When the partner is in the down position, their nose is pressed into the scrotum, then the man proceeds to farts on their forehead and yells wet kiss.

Last nite sally wanted to get kinky so she started giving me head from the back, so i gave her a wet kiss on her forehead.

by Alex January 24, 2005

bodard

Lol! bodard means bothered, but here in bristol all the chavs n shit saying bodard cause thats jus how we talk down 'ere!!

Ashley: Babez Phone Me Lates
Alex: Naah Babez Cant Be Bodard

by Alex February 25, 2005