Definitions by Alex

bits

refers to male genitalia. commonly used in conjunction with peices

she was all over my bits.
he wanted a go with my bits and peices, i politely told him to sod off.

bits by alex December 4, 2004

charge it 

a phrase commonly used by people with charge accounts. what differentiates it from tab, is that it is a phrase generally used by people in higher income brackets.

that comes to $2,500. how would you like to pay today?
oh, just charge it.
of course. thank you very much.

charge it by alex December 4, 2004

dirty sick

(1)A slang term similar to cool referring to something that is amazing or (2)could also be used to refer to something really gross.

"That shit was dirty sick."

dirty sick by Alex December 3, 2004

dorkish smorkish 

adj. A person or thing that is extremely wack and deserves this title because they suck genitals or smell like they do.

"edin ate me out yesterday," said Sally.

"Oh my God! he is such a dorkish smorkish!"

dorkish smorkish by alex December 1, 2004

Vascor 

A very awesome guy that likes to make fun of homos/blacks/any other minority. Not because he's racist, but because he likes to piss people off.

Man, that dude over there is so Vascor!

Vascor by Alex November 30, 2004

Harry and the Potters 

A band composed of brothers Paul and Joe, from a town near Boston in Massachusetts. Dedicated to the Harry Potter novels by J K Rowling, the boys formed a rock n' roll band that promotes literacy AND kicks ass. They rock libraries across the nation and write the best songs that could ever possibly be written about playing chess and saving your best friend's sister. Their website is: www.eskimolabs.com/hp

Singing along with a Harry and the Potters song, she droned, "Because I'd rather not talk about your dead. Ex. Boyfriends over coffee."

Harry and the Potters by Alex November 27, 2004

college rock 

Music, stemming from college students getting together to form a band, in hopes of becoming rockstars, but doing so by straying away from any mainstream styles and doing so by being jammy and being "unique."

This ultimately results in becoming a typical college band -- having piss-poor production qualities (always done in a weekend's time at a crappy local studio), slightly out of tune vocalists and/or guitars, acoustic guitars, and lots of jamming. 99% of college bands belong to this group, which is why 99% of successful bands do not come from college formed bands.

The college rock phenomenom is why college bands rarely become succesful.

college rock by Alex November 26, 2004