Short for Monica. The hottest girl you know. Some have seen her around Rhode Island, but her original place of origin is in VA- 804 beyotch! Her hair is naturally curly, but dont be fooled because occasionally she will straighten it. No one knows the exact color of her eyes but be advised- she is extremely hot and if you ever get the chance to go out with her, just hope she likes you as much as you like her, if its possible....
by Alex April 09, 2004
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a blemish on the otherwise fine face of the Fox News Channel; American journalist aiding and abetting the enemy; survives on moustache water; wannabe Hispanic
Geeze, if Jerry Rivers - ahem, Geraldo Rivera keeps screwing up, we'll have no place to send him except the moon! Even then, we just might have to kill him.
by Alex April 05, 2003
Morgan Freeman is God, and shoots lasers from his finger tips. He and his son Denzel Washington (AKA Jesus Christ) wonder Hollywood destroying hobos and drug dealers, and make good movies.
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