Alex's definitions

jayster

Marijuana joint. Derived from the term, "J."

I cant wait until I am done rolling this jayster, so we can smoke it.

by alex February 28, 2005

Spiros Vergos

The defenite ruler of the universe
X-ruler of third reich ,roman empire ,Pharaoh of egypt and Alexandria led the Arian race from Andromeda to the ape planet named earth and conquered it by birthright banishing the evil Jewish from Egypt to Mesopotamia and later from Europe to Middle East .

Men fighting for Spiros Vergos are blessed in his sight and live by his holy spirit forever.

by Alex February 16, 2005

cake day

When you and all your mates rock over to someone’s house and make a big fuck off cake with half an ounce of weed in it.

chime for cake day at ali's

by Alex June 25, 2004

hoople

An imaginary part of someone's body, involved in a threat.

Shut up, or I'll mott your hoople!

by Alex April 22, 2004

EB

Tries so hard and fails so often.

Shit nigga that was an EB.

by Alex April 20, 2004

elfup

Tis a funny word a kind little elf in green overalls repeats. Tis his way of communicating. You can say it when breaking the silence, or you don't know what to respond.

(silence in the room...*cricket*cricket*) "Elfup!"

by alex June 6, 2003

winblows

This is a actual OS/OS layover that you can buy or get. It is a parody of windows and is named Windblows by:Microshaft. I don't think it even exists anymore but still it was funny at one point.

Microshaft Winblows 98

by Alex April 6, 2004