Alessio Datura's definitions

Trash Spit

Trash Spit or Trash Spitting is when a person is getting off on being mean.

Jeffrey: You're a lovely person and all but this is my cake. Go starve away from me.
Linda starts crying. Isaac tries to make her feel better.
Isaac: Don't bother about Jeffrey, it was trash spit. Also, he eats used condoms for breakfast.

by Alessio Datura July 17, 2022

WWTF

WWTF is an acronym for Who Won The Fight

Hey, last night after the bar, WWTF?
The underpants guy beat the shnitzel out of the other guy.

by Alessio Datura October 18, 2022

Xenospermalphobia

Phobia of sperm from a stranger. Xenospermalphobia is manifested in xenospermalphobics.

Hey wanna try my cum?
No thanks, I'm a xenospermalphobic - I have xenospermalphobia.

by Alessio Datura March 27, 2022

Fflego

When you step on a F-f-lego.

Friendly fire legos all around!
Fucking floor legos dot damned!
Sheesh got fflegos all around!

by Alessio Datura February 1, 2022

Whimsdickal

When the dick is magical or when it is given to fanciful notions, it becomes whimsdickal.

Ah! Jerome's dick drove me crazy last night. It was whimsdickal!

by Alessio Datura September 9, 2022

Ridonkulous

Description of an event as ridiculous as watching one get kicked by a donkey or 'burro'.

Dude did you watch those three stooges last night?
Yea bro' it was ridonkulous!

by Alessio Datura January 16, 2022

Skirt Smoker

A real Casanova type nowadays with hair gel, cigarette and leather jacket tryna be that Skirt Smoker.

Hey you saw Jimmy?
That Skirt Smoker? Nah he way to smooth for crowds.

by Alessio Datura April 5, 2022