Definitions by Alec Vallance
Ebasm
The sordid outburst of nonsense which is ejaculated by both parties after a succesful transaction on Ebay.
Ebasm by Alec Vallance July 28, 2010
Laking
Laking by Alec Vallance June 19, 2009
Paintenance
1/ The application of paint by machine tool dealers to the surfaces of used goods in order to enhance the potential buyer's perception of the frequency, thoroughness & quality of maintenance which the item has received from its previous owner.
2/ Something similar to the above carrried out by apprentices when there is nothing better to do
2/ Something similar to the above carrried out by apprentices when there is nothing better to do
Paintenance by Alec Vallance December 19, 2008