dooshbag

The American for piss-sack

With this Douchbag i can 'go' without actually going.

by Alex August 13, 2003

college rock

Music, stemming from college students getting together to form a band, in hopes of becoming rockstars, but doing so by straying away from any mainstream styles and doing so by being jammy and being "unique."

This ultimately results in becoming a typical college band -- having piss-poor production qualities (always done in a weekend's time at a crappy local studio), slightly out of tune vocalists and/or guitars, acoustic guitars, and lots of jamming. 99% of college bands belong to this group, which is why 99% of successful bands do not come from college formed bands.

The college rock phenomenom is why college bands rarely become succesful.

by Alex November 26, 2004

tolerance

Something the liberals strive for as long as it's not for conservatives, especially white male Christian conservatives. One of the big double standards for the left.

These liberals try to preach tolerance for everything, but when a conservative complains about any liberal's beliefs, they go hostile on him! In a word, hypocrisy.

by Alex September 04, 2003

gettin' greasy

to have sex

my brother and his girlfriend were gettin' greasy upstairss

by alex April 10, 2004

camel toe

frontal wedgie

you can see the lips moving but you can't figure out what they're saying

by Alex March 02, 2004

mcdojo

McDojos are schools that are run and owned for the purpose of making money. Typically you are able to get a black belt in less than 2-3 years, and you are usually guranteed success on the black belt test. These schools charge outrageous amounts of money, have extensive contracts, and are sometimes cult like.

"I had to pay $3000 a year by contract to go to this mcdojo, I could not pay by the month"

"That McDojo is stupid, you won't learn anything and your bank will hit the fan."

by Alex February 19, 2005

slipjig

A term often used by construction workers that refers to African Americans. An abreviation for "Slippery Jigaboo"

"That damn slipjig needs to get off his ass and go to work"

by alex December 05, 2004