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The best sidescrolling series ever. This game proves you don't need 32 km of viewing distance and radioactive HDR on the real-time foilage to be fun. This series revolves around a vampire hunter defeating dracula. That's the basic premise, you go through Dracula's castle fighting zombies and creatures and all types of badass monsters. Tight control, badass weapons, deep gameplay with awesome moves, kickass sprite animations, one of the best soundtracks in videogame history. All of the games in this series kickass(excluding the dogshit 3D ones which have no right to bear the name Castlevania and Castlevania 2).
Some other series match it such as Super Mario Bros. and Metroid, but this game is the epitomy of what makes a videogame good.
Some other series match it such as Super Mario Bros. and Metroid, but this game is the epitomy of what makes a videogame good.
by aldwardo October 25, 2006
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She also looks like a tranny on crack.
She also looks like a tranny on crack.
by Aldwardo January 30, 2007
Get the kathy griffin mug.A migraine is basically a headache on steroids. Migraines are caused from swellings of veins in the brain. It's probably one of the worst feelings ever. It can range from a pain in one side of a head to all over. Imagine a hammer constantly being slammed into your head over and over and over. The constant pulsing of pain. It will disable you're daily routine.
You also become sensitive to light and sound and feel like you're gonna puke. Even the slightest light is irritating. The best thing to do is just sit in a dark quiet room and fall asleep. Don't take pills because you will just throw them up. Most of the time a good sleep will get rid of the pain.
Most people experience one migraine per lifetime. But obviously it varies per person.
You also become sensitive to light and sound and feel like you're gonna puke. Even the slightest light is irritating. The best thing to do is just sit in a dark quiet room and fall asleep. Don't take pills because you will just throw them up. Most of the time a good sleep will get rid of the pain.
Most people experience one migraine per lifetime. But obviously it varies per person.
1.) I used to have migraines all the time in my early teen years. I had to be hospitalized once. It sucked so much. Thank god I outgrew them.
2.) "I have a migraine, fuck off."
3.) Like I said earlier, it is probably the most painful thing ever to experience.
2.) "I have a migraine, fuck off."
3.) Like I said earlier, it is probably the most painful thing ever to experience.
by aldwardo November 22, 2006
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Some info on Crysis:
-It will run on Vista and XP. XP will require a Direct X 9 patch however.
-You're main character wears a nano-augmented suit that you can change abilities such as jump higher and run faster all in real time.
-Real time weather and daytime/nighttime system.
-Advanced AI that has real time routine system like Oblivion and Far Cry.
-Ability to modify you're weapons all in real time.
-The first real time Predator like gameplay.
-Landscapes and levels that are based on real places.
-Advanced physics engine. Almost everything can be destroyed or damaged.
-Many multiplayer modes.
-And much more.
There is not much know about the story but it takes place in Korea in the not too distant future. From the screenshot it looks like there is an alien invasion sorta like PREY. I cannot wait for this game. There is no way it can suck.
Some info on Crysis:
-It will run on Vista and XP. XP will require a Direct X 9 patch however.
-You're main character wears a nano-augmented suit that you can change abilities such as jump higher and run faster all in real time.
-Real time weather and daytime/nighttime system.
-Advanced AI that has real time routine system like Oblivion and Far Cry.
-Ability to modify you're weapons all in real time.
-The first real time Predator like gameplay.
-Landscapes and levels that are based on real places.
-Advanced physics engine. Almost everything can be destroyed or damaged.
-Many multiplayer modes.
-And much more.
There is not much know about the story but it takes place in Korea in the not too distant future. From the screenshot it looks like there is an alien invasion sorta like PREY. I cannot wait for this game. There is no way it can suck.
I have already upgraded my computer with SLI Nvidia BFG Geforce 8 series cards. I want this fucker maxed out.
Crysis, plain and simple, will kick ass.
Crysis, plain and simple, will kick ass.
by Aldwardo January 17, 2007
Get the Crysis mug.One of the greatest video game series of this generation. Splinter Cell revolves around you (Sam Fisher) going on espionage missions for the NSA. The actually stories are a bit complicated I don't even stand all of it myself but I don't play games for stories.
Unlike most game series, this one gets better with each release. Comparing it to MGS is just silly, they are two amazing franchises.
Chaos Theory (3rd of the series, not counting the shitty handheld versions) is one of my favorite games ever. It eliminates all the trial and error of the first two and really makes it much more enjoyable(I've beaten it 7 times already). It's so flexible and flat out amazing in terms of everything that makes a game good. Good graphics, amazing soundtrack, deep and flexible gameplay, and replayiblity. Don't get me started on how amazing the multiplayer is because words don't do it justice. It's so genious yet so underrated.
Unlike most game series, this one gets better with each release. Comparing it to MGS is just silly, they are two amazing franchises.
Chaos Theory (3rd of the series, not counting the shitty handheld versions) is one of my favorite games ever. It eliminates all the trial and error of the first two and really makes it much more enjoyable(I've beaten it 7 times already). It's so flexible and flat out amazing in terms of everything that makes a game good. Good graphics, amazing soundtrack, deep and flexible gameplay, and replayiblity. Don't get me started on how amazing the multiplayer is because words don't do it justice. It's so genious yet so underrated.
Splinter Cell games so far:
Splinter Cell
Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow
Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
Splinter Cell: Double Agent
The new one (Double Agent) is due out very soon. It will own your soul.
Splinter Cell
Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow
Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
Splinter Cell: Double Agent
The new one (Double Agent) is due out very soon. It will own your soul.
by aldwardo October 13, 2006
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"Anything that can go wrong, will." What the fuck does that mean? I mean I wake up every morning and drive to work in my piece of shit car. I haven't gotten into an accident and my car has never broke down. There you have it I beat the stupid theory.
One of the most common examples that I hear is when stuck in traffic the other lanes around you will move faster than the lane you're in. What? What about the people in the other lanes, why doesn't this bullshit law apply to them? I could name some more examples but frankly it isn't worth it.
"Anything that can go wrong, will." What the fuck does that mean? I mean I wake up every morning and drive to work in my piece of shit car. I haven't gotten into an accident and my car has never broke down. There you have it I beat the stupid theory.
One of the most common examples that I hear is when stuck in traffic the other lanes around you will move faster than the lane you're in. What? What about the people in the other lanes, why doesn't this bullshit law apply to them? I could name some more examples but frankly it isn't worth it.
Murphy's Law is a crock of shit.
by aldwardo November 3, 2006
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