Definitions by Alcohol n juuls

Wheeling 

Things cousin fuckers do when their in the woods doing their cousinfucking.

“Oh let’s go to the woods and do some wheeling cousinfuckers!”

Wheeling by Alcohol n juuls October 3, 2019

Big Customer 

Ya main customer when ya selling drugs.

"You tryna meet my boy, hes bouta pick up a couple zips real quick hes one of my big customers."

Big Customer by Alcohol n juuls August 13, 2018

Speed bump 

Kid who got hit by a car 5 feet from his house on a 2 lane road.

"I seen some crazy shit today kid got turned into a speed bump"

Speed bump by Alcohol n juuls August 12, 2018

Three olives vodka 

A cheap but very good tasting vodka that is the perfect handle for excessive drinking and beating your kids .

"Let's bool I got some three olives vodka."

Three olives vodka by Alcohol n juuls August 12, 2018

Single af

The thing a generally misguided woman will say while proceeding to give head to all the boys in the squad

You: "Start suckin hoe.."
Her: "okay! Cuz I'm single af!"

Single af by Alcohol n juuls August 12, 2018

Fienchise 

Relatable to the fiend, but this certain customer only shows for no more than dimes and dubs and will possibly ask for it to be fronted. If your luck turns and he has all your money, it may not be so straightforward as you begin to count all the coins and pennies he just handed you. So much for having your bread, this fiend practically needs to be demanded to not bring fucking change cuz your trying to actually make some easy, consistent and real money. Deny cuffing him n hell stammer about how he spent 65 dollars with you the past 2 weeks n that he's a big customer when your legit selling a half after your done counting the bum ass change left you. Fucking Fienchise

Fienchise: "yo lemme cuff a dub"
You: "cant dawg need my money"
Fienchise: "man smh chump I'll hitchu when I'm right"
You: *too yourself* "damn 37 year old fien"

Fienchise by Alcohol n juuls August 12, 2018

Football 

A technological struggle played in almost any conditions as long as you've got a football.

"In football has hitting, clipping, spearing, blocking, piling on, late hitting, unessecary roughness and personal fouls" ~George Carlin

Football by Alcohol n juuls August 12, 2018