Naturally

1: A term people use when they mean the exact opposite.

2: The perfect get-out in tricky conversations.
1:
'Where, on earth, did you manage to find naturally produced meat balls, Fiona?'

'In Sainsburys.'

2:
'I assume you've remembered me in your will?'

'Naturally.'
by Albert Woods September 08, 2007
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Snepprotical

Adjective with variable, or no, meaning; used to flummox one's superiors and betters who will not admit to their total ignorance of the word.
In Business:-

'What do you think of the latest sales figures, Braithwaite?

'Well sir, they could be better; but they're quite snepprotical aren't they.'

or Socially:-

'A round of golf tomorrow, Smithers?"

'I'm afraid not Lord Duff. My wife's holding a snepprotical coffee morning.'
by Albert Woods September 07, 2007
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Smedley

An unbroken string of musical-sounding farts, reminiscent of James Last records.

Also see Smelody.
'God Cynthia. What on earth did you eat last night? You've been bum-humming that Gershwin smedley for at least five minutes. I can't breathe.'
by Albert Woods September 13, 2007
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Diarreah

1:
Another example of the Americans mangling the English language. Should be:- Diarrhoea.

2:
As stated above, liquid shits.

'Sorry Lord Puttnam, I can't make it to the Oscars. I've got diarreah.'

'No you haven't, my dear. You've got diarrhoea.'

'Oh... that's ok then. I'll be there at 7.'
by Albert Woods September 11, 2007
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