Definitions by Albert Einstein

nob 

See jazzrule.

stfu nob!

nob by Albert Einstein November 13, 2003

jazzrule 

See nob.

What a bunch of nobs.

jazzrule by Albert Einstein November 13, 2003

neal

1 Naturally born genious; prodigy.
2 Perfection.
3 The most eminent, pure, intelligent, gifted form of the human mind and being.

"That guy is almost as smart as Neal, but in all actuality he could never come close."

neal by Albert Einstein September 18, 2003

partner

1. A member of the opposite sex
2. A person you are paired with

1. Oh, yea, I fucked her the other day..

2. Aw fuck, that faggot is my partner..

partner by Albert Einstein August 29, 2003

The-Incubator 

1. The wittiest man alive.
2. Wit as it would appear in a human form.
3. Extremely sexy hunk

The-Incubator is witty. (note that the previous example was redundant)

The-Incubator by Albert Einstein July 6, 2003

methode 

Quite possibly the greatest player ever, also!

you may be good, but nowhere near this stud.

methode by Albert Einstein February 21, 2003

thomsing 

Eats chicken to look like Moskva-Marit. Smokes old gym socks. The mullet-meister.

Thomsing has a mullet.

thomsing by albert einstein February 6, 2003