god: 'jaunbrand is really pissing Me off today. i think I'll smite him, or he should get on his knees and repent.'
by alan June 02, 2004

by alan March 18, 2004

There was mad Jesus dandruff out there tonight, I was afraid to be on the road on the way back from the New Years' celebration.
by Alan August 17, 2006

by alan October 21, 2004

This is when you stick your penis in peanut butter for 3 days then do a girl in the mouth and it tastes funky!
"That's some Arkansas Funky Funk!"
by Alan March 16, 2004

The poor bastard at a party who can't leave his date alone for a second, afraid to lose her to another guy.
by Alan October 01, 2004

by alan April 20, 2005
