The result of receiving a non-arousing handjob that results in loss of erection and burnt penial skin.
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Get the Alabama Hot Pocket mug.This is what happens to you if you participate in Just Jesus January. You wake up on February 1st ready to give the ol’ wanger a yank and find out that the previous month’s fasting of masturbation, sex and porn has left your foreskin fungus-ridden. Does not apply to Jews.
Tony: Holy fuck! I’ve got Foreskin Fungus February!
Abraham: Not me, I’m jew. I don’t give a fuck about Jesus!
Abraham: Not me, I’m jew. I don’t give a fuck about Jesus!
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On the other hand, some theologians believe that it might also be code for God or HHVH. The origin of this belief goes back to the notorious 13th century « Lazy God Manuscript », in which it is reported that Aquinas himself declared at the Second Council of Lyon in 1274 : « Est possibile, quod Deus est, in modum pecus a praesepibus viis. », meaning : « It is possible that God is, in effect, a lazy-ass fuck. » The authenticity of the manuscript has been questioned during the 18th and 19th centuries, but it is considered genuine today. Aquinas was the first theologian to achieve Thug Life status.
On the other hand, some theologians believe that it might also be code for God or HHVH. The origin of this belief goes back to the notorious 13th century « Lazy God Manuscript », in which it is reported that Aquinas himself declared at the Second Council of Lyon in 1274 : « Est possibile, quod Deus est, in modum pecus a praesepibus viis. », meaning : « It is possible that God is, in effect, a lazy-ass fuck. » The authenticity of the manuscript has been questioned during the 18th and 19th centuries, but it is considered genuine today. Aquinas was the first theologian to achieve Thug Life status.
Tony : God is the shit!
Abraham : I know! He managed to drown every living being on Earth in a one shot flood even though he’s the Lazy-Ass Fuck Supreme! Rock on YHVH!
Abraham : I know! He managed to drown every living being on Earth in a one shot flood even though he’s the Lazy-Ass Fuck Supreme! Rock on YHVH!
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