Definitions by Al Bundy
Hooters
Super Jabroni
Super Jabroni by Al Bundy November 11, 2003
Mohel
n. A cigar cutter
Domouflage
n. Any tool, part or assembly; mechanical and/or electrical in nature where the proper name escapes you at the moment.
Domouflage by Al Bundy October 27, 2003
rusty bullethole
Another means of describing the 'brown star'. Taken from the anus' likeness to the aforementioned rusty bullethole.
rusty bullethole by Al Bundy August 28, 2003
minge
The recreational part of a female. Often a minge will have hairs but more and more they are shaved in 'brazilian' fashion. Either way works for me.
spide
Native to Belfast, but variations are found throughout the UK under different guises. (e.g, Glasgow/Edinburgh - Neds, Liverpool - Scallies) Spides have a general dress code. This consists of a tracksuit, baseball cap and brilliant white trainors. This uniform is often complimented with a few sovereign rings and the biggest necklace they can afford. A spide can often be found in estates or on some occasions in public. It is when they enter into civilisation that a spide is at it's most dangerous, often hunting in packs for people they don't like the look off. These groups include rival spide groupings, students, 'hippies', ethnic minorities and the elderly. It is advisable to avoid spides as they can get quite aggressive when confronted with reason. In their native habitat of the 'estate', spides like nothing better than drinking 'carry-outs' and fertilising millies. Often cheat the benefits system