Chor

Verb: To steal, theive, jack, merk etc. Usually used within the chav regions of Kent/Essex/South London border (Bexleyheath, Dartford)
Blud you just chorred my fags
by Aidan Brooks June 01, 2005
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Purchase

1. Verb: To purchase is to buy something.
2. Adjective: Describes something that is worth buying
1. Can I purchase some weed please?
2. Those shoes were a purchase, they were only £30!
by Aidan Brooks June 01, 2005
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Tens

£10 worth of weed, one sixteenth of an ounce or 1.75g
That tens was pretty chung
by Aidan Brooks June 01, 2005
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Fuckrees

(Adjective) Someone or something that is harsh or coldhearted eg. racism, bullying
I think it was pretty fuckrees when John merked Clive's mobile phone.
by Aidan Brooks May 31, 2005
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Shot

Verb: To shot is to sell something, usually recreational drugs such as weed. It comes from the phrase to "get shot of something" (to get rid of it)
Hey do you shot shrooms? I'd rather like to purchase some please
by Aidan Brooks June 01, 2005
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Portion

1. Noun: The amount of weed you have bought is your portion.

2. Verb: To portion is to divide weed between people.
1. That was an amazing portion, we got 50 joints out of it.

2. Shall we portion out the weed man? I've gotta go in a minute
by Aidan Brooks June 01, 2005
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Crackney

The London borough formerly known as Hackney until it infamously became overrun by radical Hoodlamic terrorists
Shall we go to Jamal's house? Nah man allow trotting through Crackney
by Aidan Brooks June 11, 2005
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