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Ziadiscography

The complete works of the legendary Lebanese artist, Ziad Rahbani.
The Ziadiscography includes Ziad's solo albums, his compositions for his mother Fairuz and other notable Arabic artists, his theatrical works, radio shows, and even his creative ads.
by Ahmed Zidan January 18, 2011
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Inspirfection

A portmanteau of inspiration and infection, is definitely an inspiring idea which flows like an infection, and inspires diverse ideas.

A thought-provoking, mind-boggling, jaw-drooping ideas which are worth the spread.

Obviously, the word comes only as a gerund, and not very flexible with different tenses.
I've attended Up on the Roof event last month. And oh my word, the inspirfection was flowing in the air.
by Ahmed Zidan October 27, 2010
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Blogography

The complete list of blogs written by a blogger, or a group of bloggers, on their own website, or many websites to which they contribute.
I've read all the blogography of Dr Medhat Mahfouz. Oh man, it's awesome!
by Ahmed Zidan September 4, 2010
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Systitis

A computer showing the symptoms of a virus infection; turtle-slowness, inability to run certain apps or games, inability to browse through the internet or very slow internet browsing, and certainly will end in you having a high blood pressure.
A: My windows has a systitis for the last month.
B: It's probably because you're running an update-disabled fake version. Buy a genuine version, or replace your windows with any open-source os.
by Ahmed Zidan October 27, 2010
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WikiLeaks

Yet another evidence that the traditional media is dying slowly but steadily.
Grandpa: I'm following WikiLeaks on The Guardian.

Grandson: Who needs The Guardian when the original documents are available online for free?!

Grandpa: Online?! Huh? What site?
by Ahmed Zidan December 1, 2010
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Sext

Sexual satisfaction by dictation, smsing, tweeting, blogging, instant messaging, private Facebook threads, etc...

Sexual gratification by sharing written text.
This woman knows how to turn me on in less than 140 characters. She's a perfect sexter!

This tweep turns on her followers! She knows exactly how to sext!
by Ahmed Zidan April 20, 2011
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Monochronic

A portmanteau of monocracy and chronic syndrome. It represents any totalitarian, autocrat, or parental behaviour or action which neglects other individuals' freedom of thought, expression, or action.

It could stand also for a certain strict or orthodox way of education and upbringing which depends on brainwashing and inheritance of attitudes and thoughts from ancestors, rather than creativity and rational analysis, especially in oriental societies.
One of the main reasons behind the exclusive Islamist terrorism is the monochronic way of education and upbringing.
by Ahmed Zidan December 31, 2010
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