Definitions by Agnos Morehead

Auntie Fun Gal

Your uncle's young wife, or mother's younger friend who is always trying to fuck you. Not to be confused with antifungal football spray.

Auntie Fun Gal came over to see my mother. When I told her my mother wasn't home, she sucked my cock instead!

Auntie Fun Gal by Agnos MoreHead December 28, 2006

depends

Interviewer: Dick Cheney, do you wear boxers, or briefs?

Dick Cheney: Depends.

depends by Agnos Morehead August 6, 2006

pist 

Pist = piss mist. When the CEO stupidly humiliates the janitor for no good reason ...

... so the janitor fills a spray bottle with piss, and uses it to "CLEAN" the CEO's office. Then the janitor quits BEFORE the CEO comes in the next morning. The CEO is PIST!

pist by Agnos Morehead August 6, 2006

juicebox 

A man who enjoys having his dick sucked more than any and all other forms of sex.

Dan is a juicebox, so he was really depressed when he was with Lisa, because all she ever wanted to do was fuck. Now Dan is with Lyla, and everyone knows that Lyla is a super cumpire!

juicebox by Agnos Morehead August 6, 2006

scientism 

Religion based on science.

Many fundamentalist Christians tell me that the world is six thousand years old. They say the Bible says so, indirectly, and they show this by comparing genealogies from Adam to Jesus. These add up to 4,000 years, and Jesus was born 2,000 years ago. I do NOT believe this because SCIENCE says otherwise.

Get REAL! Get SCIENTISM!

scientism by Agnos Morehead August 5, 2006

monky

MONKY, Adjective: to be monk-like. Also: celibate. Not to be confused with "monkey" (a small to medium sized primate).

DEVOUT CATHOLIC: I really want to be a priest.

BISHOP: Are you monky enough?

monky by Agnos Morehead August 5, 2006

realitarianism 

Religion based on PROVABLE reality. Based on the scientifically proven laws of nature. Based on statistical likiehood.

I avoid certain things, not because of the threat of Hell, or the promise of Heaven, but to avoid prison, bad health, or the risk of serious injury or death. Emotional health and good relationships are also EXTREMELY important. This is Realitarianism.

realitarianism by Agnos Morehead July 28, 2006