Agent Chainsawlady's definitions

milhouse

Bart's nerdy myopic best friend on "The Simpsons".

Milhouse says: I hate wearing these flood pants!
(Upon opening his bedroom door, water gushes in.)
Milhouse: "Hey my shoes are wet, but my flood pants are totally dry. Alright! Everything's coming up Milhouse!"

by Agent Chainsawlady September 25, 2004

pickford

Pickford was played by Shawn Andrews in the 1993 film Dazed and Confused. Kevin Pickford was Michelle's boyfriend who dealt pot for a living, so he could pay off the car dealership who sold him his 1970 Pontiac GTO. In the film he drove around in his rad car getting wacked out on weed, and destroying private property. As you can tell by closely watching his countenace during the film, he spent most of his time in la la land, off in his own imagination. Very expressive eyes, I'll give him that.

Pickford was often heard calling the school newbies junior, as in Watch ya step, junior! He was the baddest ass in Dazed and Confused, a cult classic film of 1993.

by Agent Chainsawlady September 19, 2004

fatwa

A shape changing in the pants of a radge, desperate, horny mofo.

A guy approched me, whispering "Look down my swimsuit. You're giving me a real fatwa!"

by Agent Chainsawlady March 29, 2004

countenance

Countenance is another outdated word for someone's facial expression. This word is often found in nineteenth century novels. It has absolutely nothing to do with anyone's genitals.

A: Look at Pickford's countenance. He's looking really stoned/wacked out on weed today.
B: I agree. He couldn't have a more drugged up mien. His physiognomy looked very pallid as he was dragged out of the morgue last night.

by Agent Chainsawlady September 19, 2004

g'z up

G'z up is said when something really great happens, and everything is all sunshine and lollipops. It's another alternative to saying 'You go girl'.

Eh, you really clowned that muthafucken Milhouse! Alright! G'z up, homesqueeze! Keep your bread up!

by Agent Chainsawlady September 27, 2004

jumpoff

Where the expressway turns into the regular streets again.

Turn on to the jumpoff so we can reach Nicholas street!

by Agent Chainsawlady September 27, 2004

Dorko

Dorko was originally invented in 1991, as a bad-ass gutsy dog who could talk to neighbourhood children. This comic was shortlived. In 1999, this comic idea was unearthed and re-hashed, and Dorko was no longer a dog, but a red-headed punk boy, who bore a striking resemblance to Johnny Rotten in his Sex Pistol heyday.

Dorko is the punked out hero of the comic series "Dorko on the Patio"--a comic which personified the angst of Canadian teens in the 1990s. A Punk classic giving Can Lit the electroshock therapy it sorely needed!

by Agent Chainsawlady February 27, 2004