Agent Chainsawlady's definitions

jumpoff

Where the expressway turns into the regular streets again.

Turn on to the jumpoff so we can reach Nicholas street!

by Agent Chainsawlady September 27, 2004

jobbie

Contrary to popular belief, the lexeme of Jobbie doesn't have anything to do with defecating. A jobbie can be a thing or place.

1) I am trying to jimmy this jobbie open, but this jobbie won't jimmy. (OR, in ordinary English: I'm trying to pry this thing open, but this thing won't be pried.)
2) I'm all alone in this jobbie,
No one knows if I'm nice or snobby... (rhyming couplet)

by Agent Chainsawlady March 8, 2004

milhouse

Bart's nerdy myopic best friend on "The Simpsons".

Milhouse says: I hate wearing these flood pants!
(Upon opening his bedroom door, water gushes in.)
Milhouse: "Hey my shoes are wet, but my flood pants are totally dry. Alright! Everything's coming up Milhouse!"

by Agent Chainsawlady September 25, 2004

halifax

The capital of Nova Scotia, the hub of the maritimes.

Halifax is home to weird hip hop artists like Sixtoo and Buck 65.

by Agent Chainsawlady July 27, 2004

dead kennedys

Dead Kennedys hit the stage and it's time to get lit up! Genius lyrics, guy, that's all I'm saying about one of the best bloody punk bands ever! These guys put all the brit punks to shame! They were there to tell you what time it is politically. They blew up the spot from their birth in 1978 to their break up in 1986. Twenty years later their Reagan era lyrics are still relevant in Bush Jr's time. Blow baby blow!

My favourite songs have to be:
Holiday in Cambodia
California Uber Alles
Chemical Warfare
Religious Vomit
Moral Majority
We've Got A Bigger Problem Now

by Agent Chainsawlady June 6, 2004

Dorko

Dorko was originally invented in 1991, as a bad-ass gutsy dog who could talk to neighbourhood children. This comic was shortlived. In 1999, this comic idea was unearthed and re-hashed, and Dorko was no longer a dog, but a red-headed punk boy, who bore a striking resemblance to Johnny Rotten in his Sex Pistol heyday.

Dorko is the punked out hero of the comic series "Dorko on the Patio"--a comic which personified the angst of Canadian teens in the 1990s. A Punk classic giving Can Lit the electroshock therapy it sorely needed!

by Agent Chainsawlady February 27, 2004

3o3

A gun which holds .303mm type bullets. Often used in the lyrics of Ice-T.

Lookin' at'cha through the sights o'my three-o-three.....

by Agent Chainsawlady March 5, 2004