Countenance is another outdated word for someone's facial expression. This word is often found in nineteenth century novels. It has absolutely nothing to do with anyone's genitals.
A: Look at Pickford's countenance. He's looking really stoned/wacked out on weed today.
B: I agree. He couldn't have a more drugged up mien. His physiognomy looked very pallid as he was dragged out of the morgue last night.
B: I agree. He couldn't have a more drugged up mien. His physiognomy looked very pallid as he was dragged out of the morgue last night.
by Agent Chainsawlady September 20, 2004
by Agent Chainsawlady September 28, 2004
Dorko was originally invented in 1991, as a bad-ass gutsy dog who could talk to neighbourhood children. This comic was shortlived. In 1999, this comic idea was unearthed and re-hashed, and Dorko was no longer a dog, but a red-headed punk boy, who bore a striking resemblance to Johnny Rotten in his Sex Pistol heyday.
Dorko is the punked out hero of the comic series "Dorko on the Patio"--a comic which personified the angst of Canadian teens in the 1990s. A Punk classic giving Can Lit the electroshock therapy it sorely needed!
by Agent Chainsawlady February 28, 2004
The Liquid Monkey was a bar located at 105 Murray street. It housed many all ages punk shows in the late 1990s. Sound system was kind of crappy, and the place itself was dirty and shabby looking on the second floor. Despite all that, my Liquid Monkey memories are happy ones.
Sadly, the Liquid Monkey is now defunct. 105 Murray street is now an empty building, which is moe, very moe.
by Agent Chainsawlady February 28, 2004
Found in the Dorko on the Patio series, he was one of Dorko's friends. He wore a dogcollar and a laidlaw jumpsuit and played bongo drums.
Craftmatic Adjustible Boi is playing a rather dramatic, uplifting surprise riddim at the Liquid Monkey tonight, accompanied by his girlfriend, Creep Suzzette on saxophone.
by Agent Chainsawlady February 28, 2004
by Agent Chainsawlady February 28, 2004
Contrary to popular belief, the lexeme of Jobbie doesn't have anything to do with defecating. A jobbie can be a thing or place.
1) I am trying to jimmy this jobbie open, but this jobbie won't jimmy. (OR, in ordinary English: I'm trying to pry this thing open, but this thing won't be pried.)
2) I'm all alone in this jobbie,
No one knows if I'm nice or snobby... (rhyming couplet)
2) I'm all alone in this jobbie,
No one knows if I'm nice or snobby... (rhyming couplet)
by Agent Chainsawlady March 09, 2004