Definitions by AflacJack

daddy

...touches me at night. Seeking bedtime stunt-double.

Will pay in candy...and tears.

daddy by AflacJack May 7, 2005

Kathy Griffin 

Evil. The ASPCA uses rapes of Kathy Griffin's voice to euthanize puppies. Cute little puppies.

Kathy Griffin has sold 93.6% of her soul to the Devil.

Kathy Griffin by AflacJack May 7, 2005

chicago 

A pretty crappy city. A shithole compared to New York. It doesn't even top Boston, which isn't even the best compared to Provincetown. And the people are arrogant asshole's, unlike New Yorkers.

There's no gay scene in Chicago. Bo-ring...I'm going to San Francisco.

chicago by AflacJack January 18, 2005

A-Rod 

See hottie, cute as shit athlete and so on.

I have a huuuuuuuge crush on A-Rod. Check him out in those pinstripes!

A-Rod by AflacJack January 18, 2005

garfield 

Entirely inferior to Heathcliff and Marmaduke.

Garfield is a tired-out sack of shit about a fucking obese cat who eats all the food in the house and is probably from Boston. His owner's ambiguously gay and strangely attractive.

garfield by AflacJack January 18, 2005

AGD

The hottest cartoon ever.

Me: The ABG is on!!!!!!!!1

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AGD by AflacJack January 18, 2005

Childhood 

The best time to turn people gay.

I recruited a bunch more 10-year-olds to my gay agenda today.

Childhood by AflacJack January 18, 2005