angel's beard

another word for the manscaping trimmings of the male pubic area (i.e., the delicate and fluffy bits of hair left over from trimming or shaving a man's pubic area)
I sprinkled some angel's beard on my roommate's Cornflakes while he wasn't looking.
by Ae5Ea8 April 03, 2016
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doctrine of unclean hands

Legal doctrine describing the absolute wrongness of setting your Starbucks down on the urinal while you drain the weasel. By your act, the coffee is forever unclean, and any attempt to rationalize it that it was just the bottom of the coffee cup that touched the urinal is futile. Osmosis by grossness occurs, and you are basically drinking other dudes' urine.
One of the essays on the bar exam last year involved the doctrine of unclean hands.
by Ae5Ea8 March 23, 2015
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restau-rant

Are you finished with your restau-rant? I get it, we're outta here. Let's pay the check and leave.
by Ae5Ea8 February 02, 2015
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ice fishing

A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.

So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
by Ae5Ea8 October 22, 2016
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kettle my chettle

OMG!, as in are you f*&^'ing kettling my chips? (derived from Kettle Chips being awesome potato chips, coming from "all that and a bag of chips")
Well kettle my chettle, Marge, I won the dang lottery!
by Ae5Ea8 July 23, 2015
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shit list

The short list of people you would feel comfortable talking to while simultaneously dropping a deuce.
I often ponder my shit list in the Starbucks bathroom.
by Ae5Ea8 November 07, 2015
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interknot

A slow internet connection, deriving from "internet" and "knot."
Not another interknot! I'm Netflix binging today, for Chrissakes.
by Ae5Ea8 February 16, 2015
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