Ae5Ea8's definitions

Elvis has left the building

When a guy's member has exited his boxer shorts by sneaking out of the flap during the night.

Sally woke up, rolled over, and looked at Frank.

It appears that Elvis has left the building, Sally thought to herself.

by Ae5Ea8 March 15, 2015

wheatgross

Another name for wheatgrass, due to its gross taste.

A shot of wheatgross will make you shudder.

by Ae5Ea8 May 6, 2015

kettle my chettle

OMG!, as in are you f*&^'ing kettling my chips? (derived from Kettle Chips being awesome potato chips, coming from "all that and a bag of chips")

Well kettle my chettle, Marge, I won the dang lottery!

by Ae5Ea8 August 18, 2015

scraple

staple scraps, usually bent.

When you remove a staple, it becomes a scraple.

by Ae5Ea8 September 24, 2016

Burch and seizure

the obligatory search and seizure of your Costco merchandise by "Burch," your friendly Costco receipt-checker (a.k.a. the "Costcop")

Burch is a fine fellow but Burch and seizure is downright silly. Burch performs a ridiculous job with aplomb.

A pending case before the United States Supreme Court will determine whether Costco's Burch and seizure practice is unconstitutional.

by Ae5Ea8 June 7, 2017

wolfgang shmuck

Someone who doesn't know how to cook.

A Wolfgang Shmuck knows how to cook a pizza in a toaster over, but not much more. Even if you remember to curl your fingers in a high and tight pinch on the food when using a sharp knife, it's still a challenge to boil water or make toast.

by Ae5Ea8 February 3, 2015

Turdistan

The small independent sovereign whose borders are coextenstive with the walls of your cat box.

Welcome to Turdistan!
Population: 2

by Ae5Ea8 April 21, 2015