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Eskimail brother

Combination of "Eskimo brother" and "email," describing the invisible connection between you and the other person or persons out there who not only have a name similar to yours (either first and last name, or first initial and last name), but who also have already signed up for the exact email addresses that you would have preferred.
Bob Smith has many Eskimail brothers.
by Ae5Ea8 April 16, 2015
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shocking cart

a shopping cart that shocks you on your hands due to the build of static electricity
Electro shocking cart therapy is not covered by your health plan, but it is available for free at Costco.
by Ae5Ea8 October 3, 2016
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ice fishing

A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.

So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
by Ae5Ea8 October 22, 2016
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croc bloc

when your attempt to get a date with a woman fails because you're wearing Crocs.
I Croc blocked myself. Dang!
by Ae5Ea8 February 1, 2015
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bananoid

The weird little nub at the end of a banana that you don't feel like eating. You know that it would be fine to eat, but it just seems like something that should come off with the skin.
Have you read, "Bananoids Among Us"?
by Ae5Ea8 April 8, 2015
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scraple

When you remove a staple, it becomes a scraple.
by Ae5Ea8 September 24, 2016
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Turdistan

The small independent sovereign whose borders are coextenstive with the walls of your cat box.
Welcome to Turdistan!
Population: 2
by Ae5Ea8 April 21, 2015
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