Definitions by Ae5Ea8

hurp 

A hiccup and a burp at the same time.

Sorry I just hurped. That was me, not a frog dying.

hurp by Ae5Ea8 February 13, 2015

insecuribeep 

Combination of "insecurity" and the "beep" of your car horn. An "insecuribeep" occurs when you are walking away from your car and you get that sudden feeling of insecurity due to the uncertainty as to whether or not you locked your car doors. So you press the lock button on your infrared key ring three times fast, which forces your car to make the more audible car horn "beep," thus setting your mind at ease.

Freudian theory of psychoanalysis suggests that a feeling of insecuribeep comes from the sadness associated with a low crunchberry to Cap'n crunch ratio in your cereal bowl.

insecuribeep by Ae5Ea8 February 9, 2015

layoff beard 

"Layoff beard" derives from "playoff beard." A layoff beard is a worn by an unemployed person until he gets a job.

The word's meaning can also be extended to include a law student who decides not to shave until he passes the bar exam.

Your layoff beard is quite fierce, broseph. And I applaud the pajamas-in-public look, too. It's quite...unique.

layoff beard by Ae5Ea8 February 9, 2015

Costcop 

the Costco worker who checks your receipt as you leave

Costcops pretend to confirm what you've bought.

Costcop by Ae5Ea8 February 7, 2015

the Fred zone 

a combination of "friend zone" and "red zone." This is when you are close to going all the way with a woman (i.e., you're close to scoring a touchdown as in being in the "red zone") but she denies you by putting you in the "friend zone."

So have you guys made the beast with two backs yet?

No, bro, I got put in the Fred zone. Our relationship is over.

the Fred zone by Ae5Ea8 February 7, 2015

buyromaniac 

A combination of "pyromaniac" and "buy." These people are obsessed with buying things, just like a pyromaniac is obsessed with setting fires.

Buyromaniacs are out in force on the day after Thanksgiving.

buyromaniac by Ae5Ea8 February 7, 2015

satisfriction 

Any sexually gratifying friction performed on oneself or another.

Hey, do you want to come over tonight? We can work on our physics homework to calculate the coefficient of satisfriction between our fiddly bits.

Sorry, I'm not into you that way.
Oh, well, I guess I shall be satisfricting myself.

satisfriction by Ae5Ea8 February 7, 2015