by Ae5Ea8 February 02, 2015
A revolting experience described as follows.
A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.
So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.
So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
by Ae5Ea8 October 22, 2016
A combination of "feeding station" and "free," describing the log jam of people surrounding the free food sample stations at Costco.
Well, Bill, from up here in the chopper it looks like there's some traffic along the meat section and heading into the frozen food aisles there's what appears to be a pile up at the freeding station.
by Ae5Ea8 February 19, 2015
Hey, do you want to come over tonight? We can work on our physics homework to calculate the coefficient of satisfriction between our fiddly bits.
Sorry, I'm not into you that way.
Oh, well, I guess I shall be satisfricting myself.
Sorry, I'm not into you that way.
Oh, well, I guess I shall be satisfricting myself.
by Ae5Ea8 February 07, 2015
Combination of "Eskimo brother" and "email," describing the invisible connection between you and the other person or persons out there who not only have a name similar to yours (either first and last name, or first initial and last name), but who also have already signed up for the exact email addresses that you would have preferred.
by Ae5Ea8 April 16, 2015
by Ae5Ea8 February 16, 2015
A revolting experience described as follows.
A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.
So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
You've become a kind of an eskimo brother with another brother.
There is no female equivalent.
A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.
So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
You've become a kind of an eskimo brother with another brother.
There is no female equivalent.
Eskibowl...Eskibowl brother...
by Ae5Ea8 October 22, 2016