Definitions by Ae5Ea8

thith

A hair that get's caught in your mouth. The word derives from the the facial expression one makes while saying the word, which mimics the facial express one makes while feeling around with your tongue to locate and prepare the hair to be pulled out by one's fingers.

Pardon me....there's a thith going on....ahh...got it.

thith by Ae5Ea8 March 9, 2015

Daylight Savings Mind 

Confusion caused by Daylight Savings Time kicking in, resulting in you showing up early or late to a regularly scheduled Sunday event.

Daggumit. I can't believe I arrived an hour early. Must be Daylight Savings Mind.

Daylight Savings Mind by Ae5Ea8 March 9, 2015

cardar

Combination of "car" and "sonar" describing the act of finding your car in a large parking lot by repeatedly pressing the lock or unlock button on your keychain. Navigating your way around the parking lot by the relative increase or decrease in the loudness of the car beep is similar to the way that dolphins and bats use sound waves to navigate.

Without cardar I would still be walking around in a circle at Disney World.

cardar by Ae5Ea8 March 9, 2015

Cardozbro 

Any judge that you think is cool, like a bro.

Justice Benjamin N. Cardozo was the original Cardozbro. Learned Hand was also a Cardozbro. Justices Roberts, Scalia, and Thomas are modern day Cardozbros. Justice Alito, though, is a an Alitbro. Justice Sotomayor might be able to sneak in there as a Brotomayor.

Cardozbro by Ae5Ea8 March 7, 2015

phasting 

Combination of "fasting" and "phone," describing the act of waking somewhere while being on a digital "fast" in the sense that you are not looking at your phone to check the time, emails, texts, or the news.

I'm phasting today.

phasting by Ae5Ea8 March 5, 2015

smello 

Combination of "smell" and "hello," describing the act of two dogs sniffing the other's respective business end as a way of saying hello.

Buster and Rover did the smello ritual of walking around each other in a circle while each of them got acquainted with the other.

smello by Ae5Ea8 March 3, 2015

Checkout check out 

Combination of "checking someone out" and "the checkout" (as in the check out line), describing the slightly invasive act of checking out the items in the shopping cart of the person behind you in line at the checkout.

Bro 1: Did you see that? She was checking me out.
Bro 2: No, Bro, she was checking out the things you're buying. The checkout check out ain't the same thing.

Checkout check out by Ae5Ea8 March 2, 2015