squiglature

Combo of "signature" and "squiggle," describing the awkward signature one makes on an electronic signature pad at the checkout. A squiglature looks nothing like your real signature.
Your squiglature here, please, sir.
by Ae5Ea8 February 21, 2015
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refaptory period

Combination of "fapping" and "refractory period." The refractory period is the recovery time during which it is physiologically impossible for a man to have another orgasm. The refaptory period, therefore, is the recovery time during which it is physiologically impossible for a man to have another orgasm by fapping.
Lowering one's refaptory period can be a good hobby.
by Ae5Ea8 March 29, 2015
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acqueuescence

Combination of "acquiescence" and "queue," describing the act of letting someone cut in front you in line (the "queue").
Sharpen your elbows: There ain't no acqueuescence at Disney Land.
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it's just gums flapping

someone saying something that doesn't mean anything in the real world
Despite what the customer service rep tells you, it's just gums flapping. You gotta get something in writing.
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angel's beard

another word for the manscaping trimmings of the male pubic area (i.e., the delicate and fluffy bits of hair left over from trimming or shaving a man's pubic area)
I sprinkled some angel's beard on my roommate's Cornflakes while he wasn't looking.
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switch slapped

When you switch lanes because your lane is going slow but the new lane starts going even slower.

This can happen on the highway when you switch lanes, or at a store when you switch checkout lines.

Combination of b^*&( slapped and "switch."
Deal with it brizzle, you just gots switch slapped.
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the Hand of Yeti

Combination of "handjob" and "Yeti" (Yeti is another name for the Abonimable Snowman who is an ape-like creature who is said to live in the mountains).

The Hand of Yeti is a handjob by someone with ice cold hands.

She gave me the Hand of Yeti. Brrr!
The Hand of Yeti causeth me to go brrrrrrr
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