Ae5Ea8's definitions
Combo of "signature" and "squiggle," describing the awkward signature one makes on an electronic signature pad at the checkout. A squiglature looks nothing like your real signature.
by Ae5Ea8 February 20, 2015
Get the squiglaturemug. Website ads featuring nasty skin conditions. The ads are usually — but not always — on medical information sites like WebMD. This is not in any way to cast in a bad light the people who have the conditions, because anyone is susceptible to viral, fungal, and bacterial infections, as well as cancer. But most people, including those with the condition, would agree that it's kind of hard to look at.
by Ae5Ea8 May 14, 2015
Get the scabvertisementmug. The sense of let down after your cat, dog, or spouse does not recognize your fart with as much enthusiasm as you were feeling it deserved.
I was suffering from post fartum depression when Whiskers only lazily looked up and closed her eyes.
by Ae5Ea8 February 3, 2015
Get the post fartum depressionmug. Combination of "checking someone out" and "the checkout" (as in the check out line), describing the slightly invasive act of checking out the items in the shopping cart of the person behind you in line at the checkout.
Bro 1: Did you see that? She was checking me out.
Bro 2: No, Bro, she was checking out the things you're buying. The checkout check out ain't the same thing.
Bro 2: No, Bro, she was checking out the things you're buying. The checkout check out ain't the same thing.
by Ae5Ea8 March 2, 2015
Get the Checkout check outmug. Why use "premia" as the plural of premium? Ans: because you want to be an acadouche.
Why, like an acadouche, must you insist that "data" is plural. No one uses the word that way.
Why, like an acadouche, must you insist that "data" is plural. No one uses the word that way.
by Ae5Ea8 April 9, 2015
Get the acadouchemug. The attribution of behavior to someone with a common name (i.e., John Smith, Bob Smith, Mary Jones), without thinking of the overall impact your comment has on the unique individuals who actually have that name and don't act like the "average person." So it's like racism, sexism, or ageism, but based instead on someone's name. Hence, JohnSmithism.
by Ae5Ea8 April 21, 2015
Get the JohnSmithismmug. by Ae5Ea8 February 21, 2015
Get the Frostcomug.