blunder crunching

Combination of "blunder" and "number crunching," describing the exasperating experience of trying to figure out which supermarket item is giving you more for your money on a dollar per ounce basis.

A lot of times these days supermarkets will break down the cost per ounce right on the face of the shelf price tag. However, sometimes you find yourself blundering through basic algebra, trying your best to hold your own. Forget about it if you're trying to convert between grams and ounces: you're just done, and you'll make your decision on some other factor.

If you have your phone with you, you can use the calculator function to avoid blunder crunching. In no case, however, must you mumble to yourself out loud as you try to do the calculations.
Don't be the guy mumbling to himself while trying to decide between Starkist tuna or the store brand. Keep your blunder crunching as private as possible.
by Ae5Ea8 April 06, 2015
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ad-censed

Combination of Google's "Ad Sense" and "incensed" (meaning angry or irritated), describing inappropriate internet ads that you feel shouldn't be targeted at you.
Dude, wtf? Why are you getting ads for ladies jeans?

Bro. No idea. I'm simply ad-censed!
by Ae5Ea8 February 26, 2015
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vinegar speed

Derived from "vinegar strokes," vinegar speed is the determined face you make when passing the point of no return while going though a traffic signal that you feel is about to turn yellow. Vinegar speed is the point at which even if the light turned yellow you wouldn't slow down.
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scraple

staple scraps, usually bent.
When you remove a staple, it becomes a scraple.
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internot

A slow internet connection, deriving from "internet" and "not."
Not another internot! I'm Netflix binging today, for Chrissakes.
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buyromaniac

A combination of "pyromaniac" and "buy." These people are obsessed with buying things, just like a pyromaniac is obsessed with setting fires.
Buyromaniacs are out in force on the day after Thanksgiving.
by Ae5Ea8 February 07, 2015
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Game of Thrones

In a public bathroom setting, choosing the next stall because the "throne" of the one you just opened the door to is just way too gruesome to even contemplate using.
In a crowded airport, someone's always going to lose the Game of Thrones.
by Ae5Ea8 February 15, 2015
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