Ae5Ea8's definitions

doctrine of unclean hands

Legal doctrine describing the absolute wrongness of setting your Starbucks down on the urinal while you drain the weasel. By your act, the coffee is forever unclean, and any attempt to rationalize it that it was just the bottom of the coffee cup that touched the urinal is futile. Osmosis by grossness occurs, and you are basically drinking other dudes' urine.

One of the essays on the bar exam last year involved the doctrine of unclean hands.

by Ae5Ea8 March 27, 2015

OCDBD (Obsessive Compulsive Douche Bag Disorder)

Clinical name for being a total d bag, most of the time.

Many automobile drivers have OCDBD (Obsessive Compulsive Douche Bag Disorder). An example of OCDBD is not signaling before switching lanes.

by Ae5Ea8 April 27, 2015

bromo code

A bromo code is automatically generated when one bro buys another bro a beer. The first-buying bro is issued a bromo code, which he can then redeem by having the other bro buy the second round.

The bromo code is a promo code between bros.

by Ae5Ea8 April 3, 2015

ate-pack abs

A distended belly caused by excessive eating.

Check out my ate-pack abs: It's thanks to the Ho-Hos, Doritos, Coke, and Funyuns cocktail I got brewing down there.

by Ae5Ea8 February 7, 2015

brone

a bro who hovers
a helicopter bro

Gimme some space, man. Don't be a brone.

by Ae5Ea8 October 15, 2016

Daylight Savings Mind

Confusion caused by Daylight Savings Time kicking in, resulting in you showing up early or late to a regularly scheduled Sunday event.

Daggumit. I can't believe I arrived an hour early. Must be Daylight Savings Mind.

by Ae5Ea8 March 9, 2015

snell

Combination of "smell" and "sneeze," describing the smell of a sneeze. Try it sometime by putting your head into your tee shirt as you sneeze.

I smelled my snell...The smell was surprisingly unenjoyable.

by Ae5Ea8 April 4, 2015