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closet duty

When your cat spends the night in your closet by accident because you inadvertently closed the door while the cat was in the closet. Usually there is no scratching or meowing. The next morning the cat pops out, as if nothing was amiss.
Fluffy! Sorry about the closet duty!
closet duty by Ae5Ea8 March 21, 2015

Niagara Balls 

Thinking about a huge waterfall when you're at the urinal. You know you have to pee, but you have shy bladder syndrome. You've got to go to that special place.
Daggumit. Shy bladder syndrome again? Gotta think: Niagara Balls
Niagara Balls by Ae5Ea8 March 18, 2015

Russell Sprouts 

Combination of "Brussel Sprouts" and "Russell." An affectionate term for the children of anybody with the first or last name of Russell.
How are the Russell Sprouts doing?

Great, Johnny is 5, and Suzy is 7 now.
Russell Sprouts by Ae5Ea8 March 18, 2015
Combination of "fogy" (as in a person advanced in years) and "goggles" (as in sunglasses), describing those eternally un-cool wrap-around sunglasses with side windows.
Never in fashion: Crocs, Birkenstocks, safari vests, and foggles.
foggles by Ae5Ea8 March 17, 2015

Elvis has left the building

When a guy's member has exited his boxer shorts by sneaking out of the flap during the night.
Sally woke up, rolled over, and looked at Frank.

It appears that Elvis has left the building, Sally thought to herself.

scraper towel 

Combination of "paper towel" and "scrape," describing the act of using a paper towel to blow your nose. The paper towel is so rough that feels like you are "scraping" your nose. This emergency measure should only be enacted when you do not have access to a tissue or toilet paper. It often helps to wet the paper towel first in order to soften the sharp edges. All in all, it is generally thought better to sacrifice a few nose hairs in order to take care of whatever business you have going on up in your nose.
Why is your nose bleeding?

I had to use a scraper towel in the mens room.
scraper towel by Ae5Ea8 March 14, 2015

to give someone the moon door 

To break up with somebody.

Alternatively, it means to fire somebody from a job.

Basically, the word describes any situation in which someone's position or status is completely stripped away from them in one fell swoop.

This phrase derives from the book and TV series, Game of Thrones, in which there is a castle on a high mountain with a hatch built into the floor. This hatch is called the "Moon Door." When opened, the Moon Door releases people into mid air, so that they fall directly to the floor of the Vale far below.
I finally gave Sally the moon door.

Woah, bro, sorry to hear that. Was it a tough breakup?

No. Once she was gone, it was completely over.

{to give someone the moon door