speed test

Similar to the speed test used to test your internet connection, but this speed test is used to determine which checkout line is moving faster. It involves a snap judgment as to (1) which checkout clerk looks the least likely to encounter a situation in which they have to call the manager, and (2) which customers are least likely to have some sort of problem at checkout.
I used the speed test at Costco and got burned when the line I changed into was actually slower than the line I moved out of.
by Ae5Ea8 April 05, 2015
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cyoupon

Combination of "you" and "coupon" describing a homemade gift certificate to a significant other for some kind of personal service that you will undertake for them, such as a foot rub, taking out the trash, or taking the other person out to a nice dinner.
Happy anniversary, dear.

Wow, a cyoupon for you cleaning out the cat boxes for a week!
by Ae5Ea8 March 12, 2015
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Tubman

slang for a $20 bill
In post-apocalyptic future macroeconomic environment with rampant reverse inflation, we would eventually be saying: "It's all about the Tubmans."
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Tubman

slang for a $20 bill
In post-apocalyptic future macroeconomic environment with rampant reverse inflation, we would eventually be saying: "It's all about the Tubmans."
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Cape Code

A computer programming language invented on Cape Cod, Massachusetts.
I live in a house down by the sea in Cape Code.
by Ae5Ea8 February 03, 2015
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Google Autonomous Vehicle

When a person is walking down the sidewalk looking down at their phone. There is no human in charge of the operation of their vehicle (i.e., their body).

A Google Autonomous Vehicle is usually watching the little blue dot to see which way on the map they are moving. Once the Google Autonomous Vehicle figures that out, they can reorient themselves in the right direction towards their destination.
I became a Google Autonomous Vehicle when I punched "tapas bar near me."
by Ae5Ea8 November 14, 2015
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yourine

When you smell urine and you realize that the only place it could be coming from is your own clothing. Kind of a sad moment. You realize your humanity, your fallibility, and your abominable lack of personal hygiene.
Is that yourine I smell? Yup. Oh geez...this is the beginning of the end...
by Ae5Ea8 March 25, 2015
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