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high defuctible health plan

A high deductible health plan.

A terrible "health plan" in which you pay between $6,000 to $10,000 per person per calendar year for in-network care before the health plan starts paying any benefit.
a high defuctible health plan does what it says on the tin. It' f*&^%'s you
by Ae5Ea8 October 3, 2016
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blunder crunching

Combination of "blunder" and "number crunching," describing the exasperating experience of trying to figure out which supermarket item is giving you more for your money on a dollar per ounce basis.

A lot of times these days supermarkets will break down the cost per ounce right on the face of the shelf price tag. However, sometimes you find yourself blundering through basic algebra, trying your best to hold your own. Forget about it if you're trying to convert between grams and ounces: you're just done, and you'll make your decision on some other factor.

If you have your phone with you, you can use the calculator function to avoid blunder crunching. In no case, however, must you mumble to yourself out loud as you try to do the calculations.
Don't be the guy mumbling to himself while trying to decide between Starkist tuna or the store brand. Keep your blunder crunching as private as possible.
by Ae5Ea8 April 6, 2015
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kettle my chettle

OMG!, as in are you f*&^'ing kettling my chips? (derived from Kettle Chips being awesome potato chips, coming from "all that and a bag of chips")
Well kettle my chettle, Marge, I won the dang lottery!
by Ae5Ea8 August 18, 2015
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fauxcus

Combination of "focus" and "faux," describing the act of pretending to pay attention in class while you're doing something else. Well-timed nods at important assertions and brows furrowed in intellectual curiosity go a long way toward indicating that you are actively engaged in the class conversation. In truth, however, you may be texting, emailing, or shopping for shoes.
Maintaining proper fauxcus, Johnny was walking on the razor's edge: While gorging himself on epic fail videos of kittens trying to pounce on each other, he appeared to the professor to be actively engaged in the class conversation.
by Ae5Ea8 April 5, 2015
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stallitary confinement

Combination of "stall" and "solitary confinement," describing the predicament of finding yourself seated in a public bathroom stall without any reading material or smartphone.
Without my iPhone, I'm in stallitary confinement whilst I drop a deuce.
by Ae5Ea8 July 4, 2016
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roll it forward

putting on a new roll of toilet paper even when, technically, you don't have to because you've already done your business — but you realize that if you don't the next person will be in an unenviable position

It's a good deed. So you're "paying it forward."
Roll it forward -- it's chicken soup for your soul
by Ae5Ea8 September 10, 2016
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multi-flixing

Combination of "multi-tasking" and "Netflix," describing the act of binge viewing several different TV shows within one TV watching session. You might watch one episode of one show, followed by another episode of another show, and then back to the first show.
I'm currently multi-flixing Justified, Breaking Bad, and Mad Men.
by Ae5Ea8 April 22, 2015
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