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refaptory period 

Combination of "fapping" and "refractory period." The refractory period is the recovery time during which it is physiologically impossible for a man to have another orgasm. The refaptory period, therefore, is the recovery time during which it is physiologically impossible for a man to have another orgasm by fapping.
Lowering one's refaptory period can be a good hobby.
refaptory period by Ae5Ea8 March 30, 2015

empty catbox syndrome 

Combination of "empty nest syndrome" and "catbox," describing the empty feeling when, for whatever reason, you no longer have a cat (and the accompanying turds in the catbox) to take care of.
Fluffy left for college. I'm suffering from empty catbox syndrome.
empty catbox syndrome by Ae5Ea8 March 29, 2015
When you smell urine and you realize that the only place it could be coming from is your own clothing. Kind of a sad moment. You realize your humanity, your fallibility, and your abominable lack of personal hygiene.
Is that yourine I smell? Yup. Oh geez...this is the beginning of the end...
yourine by Ae5Ea8 March 28, 2015

goji bears 

Affectionate term for goji berries, which are Nature's gummy bears.
I would like some goji bears for Valentine's day.
goji bears by Ae5Ea8 March 28, 2015

fauxtention 

"faux" + "attention": pretending to pay attention in class; an offensive tactic during lecture classes when you are using your laptop. Fauxtention involves giving knowing and "interested" nods to your professor to show you're paying attention. But what you're really doing is preempting any suspicion that you are surfing the internet as much as you really are.
Fauxtention earns brownie points.
fauxtention by Ae5Ea8 March 27, 2015

doctrine of unclean hands

Legal doctrine describing the absolute wrongness of setting your Starbucks down on the urinal while you drain the weasel. By your act, the coffee is forever unclean, and any attempt to rationalize it that it was just the bottom of the coffee cup that touched the urinal is futile. Osmosis by grossness occurs, and you are basically drinking other dudes' urine.
One of the essays on the bar exam last year involved the doctrine of unclean hands.
a picture of things on the shelf above your kitchen sink
My shelfie shows that Papa Smurf is in the house.
shelfie by Ae5Ea8 March 21, 2015