Definitions by Ae5Ea8
scabvertisement
Website ads featuring nasty skin conditions. The ads are usually — but not always — on medical information sites like WebMD. This is not in any way to cast in a bad light the people who have the conditions, because anyone is susceptible to viral, fungal, and bacterial infections, as well as cancer. But most people, including those with the condition, would agree that it's kind of hard to look at.
scabvertisement by Ae5Ea8 May 14, 2015
get my green drink on
Similar to "getting my drink on," but instead of alcohol it's a "green drink"—like a superfood drink made with spirulina, kale, chlorella, or wheatgrass.
get my green drink on by Ae5Ea8 May 10, 2015
eggquivocal
Combination of "equivocal" and "egg," describing an eggshell fragment as it keeps switching from one side of your finger to the other side. The eggshell fragment can't decide if it wants to be retrieved.
eggquivocal by Ae5Ea8 May 10, 2015
talking like a tool
Raising your voice in annoyance while over-enunciating words, in order to be understood by the voice recognition program. This occurs most often while talking to Siri on the iPhone, or while trying to get past the automated customer service prompts when you call Comcast, AT&T, Verizon, the gas company, and the like.
talking like a tool by Ae5Ea8 May 7, 2015
wheatgross
wheatgross by Ae5Ea8 May 6, 2015
schmucket list
On my schmucket list: Walking around New York City wearing only a burlap sack while practicing circular breathing by blowing into a bottle of water through a straw.
schmucket list by Ae5Ea8 May 2, 2015
everything bagel
David is an everything bagel: He was born a Jew but he also honors Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, Zoroaster, Confucius, Krishna, Mahavira, and the like.
everything bagel by Ae5Ea8 April 29, 2015