senior stew

this is "senior soup" (the human soup that is the water in the hot tub of an assisted living facility) but with the addition of chunks

the chunks make it stew, as opposed to soup

the chunks can be various paper products, sutures, pieces of dead skin or nails, hairs, dingleberries, mingleberries

senior stew: now with chunks!

by Ae5Ea8 September 17, 2016

shelfie

a picture of things on the shelf above your kitchen sink

My shelfie shows that Papa Smurf is in the house.

by Ae5Ea8 March 20, 2015

frain bart

when you can't remember what a brain fart is

A frain bart has nothing to do with public transportation in the Bay Area

by Ae5Ea8 March 10, 2017

OBD (Obsessive Beeping Disorder)

A behavioral oddity in which a person unnecessarily locks or unlocks his or her car multiple times even though they heard it correctly the first time.

OBD (Obsessive Beeping Disorder) is on full display in parking lot across America.

by Ae5Ea8 April 07, 2015

matulence

A combination of "flatulence" and "mat:" A farting sound on a sweaty mat caused by the curve of your lower back pushing the air out when you do a quick sit up. This can occur most often when your towel is soaked with sweat, as often occurs during the sit up in Bikram Yoga.

Pardon my matulence, ma'am. That wasn't the beans below.

by Ae5Ea8 February 18, 2015

DeuceTime

FaceTiming someone while you're dropping a deuce

To DeuceTime, or not to DeuceTime,

That is the questino.

by Ae5Ea8 September 10, 2016

Clausemopolitan

Favorite cocktail of the Founding Fathers as they drafted the various clauses of the United States Constitution. Made with crushed elderberry and vodka. See also: The Washingtini."I'll drink to the new republic," said Benjamin Franklin as he slaked his thirst with a Clausemopolitan.

"I'll drink to that," said John Hancock as he knocked back a Clausemopolitan.

by Ae5Ea8 February 02, 2015