Ae5Ea8's definitions

Cape Code

A computer programming language invented on Cape Cod, Massachusetts.

I live in a house down by the sea in Cape Code.

by Ae5Ea8 February 3, 2015

to give someone the moon door

To break up with somebody.

Alternatively, it means to fire somebody from a job.

Basically, the word describes any situation in which someone's position or status is completely stripped away from them in one fell swoop.

This phrase derives from the book and TV series, Game of Thrones, in which there is a castle on a high mountain with a hatch built into the floor. This hatch is called the "Moon Door." When opened, the Moon Door releases people into mid air, so that they fall directly to the floor of the Vale far below.

I finally gave Sally the moon door.

Woah, bro, sorry to hear that. Was it a tough breakup?

No. Once she was gone, it was completely over.

{to give someone the moon door

by Ae5Ea8 March 14, 2015

Firsty the Snowman

The first snowman of the season.

Firsty the Snowman is especially happy and jolly because he's going to be around for the whole winter.

by Ae5Ea8 February 2, 2015

fauxgiene

Combination of "faux" and "hygiene" meaning when you half-heartedly wash your hands in a restroom. Your motivation is not actual hygiene but rather the social pressure to appear as if you actually do care.

I rinsed my hands with water and didn't use any soap: That's fauxgiene for you.

by Ae5Ea8 March 9, 2015

Game of Thrones

In a public bathroom setting, choosing the next stall because the "throne" of the one you just opened the door to is just way too gruesome to even contemplate using.

In a crowded airport, someone's always going to lose the Game of Thrones.

by Ae5Ea8 February 15, 2015

captain's list

the short list of people with whom you would feel comfortable talking on the phone while you are dropping a deuce

My girlfriend has asked me to remove her from my captain's list.

by Ae5Ea8 April 27, 2016

dobro

1. a bro with dough (money)
2. a wood-bodied, single cone resonator guitar (this is a real thing)

A dobro will open a tab for his bro's while he performs on stage with his dobro.

by Ae5Ea8 September 10, 2016