Definitions by Ae5Ea8

mingleberries 

a joyous mingling of dingleberries

how many mingleberries can dance on the head of a pin?

mingleberries by Ae5Ea8 September 17, 2016

senior soup 

the human soup that is the water in the hot tub of an assisted living facility

what's for dinner, honey?
Senior soup.
Do we have any Tabasco sauce? Last time it was kind of bland.

senior soup by Ae5Ea8 September 17, 2016

senior stew

this is "senior soup" (the human soup that is the water in the hot tub of an assisted living facility) but with the addition of chunks

the chunks make it stew, as opposed to soup

the chunks can be various paper products, sutures, pieces of dead skin or nails, hairs, dingleberries, mingleberries

senior stew: now with chunks!

senior stew by Ae5Ea8 September 17, 2016

switch slapped 

When you switch lanes because your lane is going slow but the new lane starts going even slower.

This can happen on the highway when you switch lanes, or at a store when you switch checkout lines.

Combination of b^*&( slapped and "switch."

Deal with it brizzle, you just gots switch slapped.

switch slapped by Ae5Ea8 September 13, 2016

DeuceTime 

FaceTiming someone while you're dropping a deuce

To DeuceTime, or not to DeuceTime,

That is the questino.

DeuceTime by Ae5Ea8 September 10, 2016

twerky jerky 

This sounds like it should be a thing

Snap into a twerky jerky

twerky jerky by Ae5Ea8 September 10, 2016

Orange is the New Snack

When your fingers turn orange from eating Cheetohs

Oh, brother. You've got a case of the Orange is the New Snack.
Clean thyself.

Orange is the New Snack by Ae5Ea8 September 10, 2016