Adrian's definitions

old mud

Slang term for the nastiest tasting beer in the world: Old Milwaukee Light. Very cheap and comes in 24 packs called "Brown Boxes" (the brown is for shitty) and it is the equivelant of tasting like ass

Guy 1 "Hey man want a drink?! I just got a brown box of old mud"
Guy 2 "Fuck you, I'd rather eat my own ass"

by Adrian November 14, 2004

leroy jenkins

To have similar qualities as the legendary Leroy Jenkins who in the World of Warcraft runs into the dungeon and gets him and his group's asses handed to them, but still manages to come out with his pride and dignity in tact.

1. Someone who lacks all comprehension of the word 'caution'
2.To crush all hopes of succes into the ground
3.One who likes chicken

*Group has been planing how how to clear dungeon for the last 30 minutes*

Pally: we'll have a 32.33% chance of success
Warior: ugh, well thats better than we usualy...
Leroy Jenkins: ALRIGHT IM BACK CHUMPS LETS DO THIS!!!! LEEEEROIIIIIIIIYYY JEEEEEENNNNNNNNKIIIIIIIIIINSSSSssssss
Warrior: no, he didnt just do that did he?...

by Adrian July 25, 2006

vessel

A body a spirit possesses for some purpose.

Lex was the vessel for Zod.
Kyle was the vessel for the antichist.

by Adrian October 3, 2006

smarts

What women laughably claim to be looking for in a man, when really all they're looking for is muscles and $$$$$

"Yeah, I want a man with smarts."
Yeah, my asshole

by Adrian April 8, 2006

randy orton

I don't know why women think he is so hot. I'm better looking than he is.
Comment w/ request to delete: he is hot ur just a hater and jealous like omg.

watch all the sluts- I mean women- give this thumbs down.

by Adrian January 8, 2005

9-5

Mythical hours that hardly anybody works anymore. Some might still work 8 hours, but they're mostly not 9-5.

Do YOU work 9-5? Do ya punk?

by Adrian May 13, 2007

lance bass

nsync member that on July 26, 2006 revealed he was gay. WHAT A HUGE FUCKING SHOCK! You know what else? Cars need gas to run!

anyone that didn't already know lance bass was gay is a moron.

by Adrian July 27, 2006