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Final Fantasy 7 remake

Something that will take forever to come out.
"How long is she gonna stay in there!? Man, the Final Fantasy 7 remake will come out before she does!"

WARNING: Do not say this in front of your gf unless if said gf has a crush on Cloud, Zack, Sephiroth or all three of them.* If thats the case you may want to break up with them anyway.

*or Quina.
by Adelbert Steiner April 7, 2008
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final fantasy 9

In my opinion, the best game ever. Final Fantasy IX is very different thematically to FFVII and FFVIII since it returns to its roots. Instead of a modern world with mobiles and emails, the setting is pretty simple (although there are airships). It truly feels like a fantasy game and one that is done extremely well.

The characters are all unique and are brought to life by a beautifully written script. Nobuo Uematsu returned for his last solo FF sound track and it was amazing. From the beginning piece 'The Place I'll Return to Someday' to the emotionally powerful 'You're not alone', the music never fails to pull at those heart strings.

The gameplay is solid and enjoyable despite lacking any uniqueness. Which brings me onto another point about FFIX in that it was intended to be a throw back to the earlier Final Fantasys. In that respect the plot, characters and setting were not ground breaking. But all these aspects were done so damn well that Sakaguchi, the series founder called it the best Final Fantasy yet. Uematsu said the same.

In conclusion, FFIX is a magnificent game although it failed to make the impact that many FF fans (such as me) feel it deserved. So, for those of you who haven't played it, go play it now! It is more than just a game, the experience and memories may well last you a lifetime.
I just spent 80 hours playing Final Fantasy 9 and it rocks, kupo!
by Adelbert Steiner March 20, 2008
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Brahne

The morbidly obeice mother of the beautiful Princess Garnet in Final Fantasy IX. Naturally she isnt the legitimate mother. Brahne turns bad but is killed by Kuja who turns her own summon against her by using the Invincible (an airship).
That elephant woman Brahne is here again!

OMG, Brahne is hawwwt. Almost as hawt as Quina!
by Adelbert Steiner March 20, 2008
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Necron

Final boss in Final Fantasy IX. Pretty random but cool nonetheless. His difficult to predict fighting style makes him an adrenaline pumping final boss.
I just beat Kuja! YAY!!!! I finished the game!!!

...Woah, wtf is Necron!?
by Adelbert Steiner March 21, 2008
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Kuja

The main villain of Final Fantasy IX. Some people thought he was a woman at first, even though he was labelled as 'Mystery Man'. Kuja is amazingly powerful, suffering only a small cut from a powerful attack from Bahamut. He also destroys a planet which Id like to see any other FF villain do.
No way! Kuja just beat the hell outta my level 60 party!!!
by Adelbert Steiner March 20, 2008
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Final Fantasy IX

In my opinion, the best game ever. Final Fantasy IX is very different thematically to FFVII and FFVIII since it returns to its roots. Instead of a modern world with mobiles and emails, the setting is pretty simple (although there are airships). It truly feels like a fantasy game and one that is done extremely well.

The characters are all unique and are brought to life by a beautifully written script. Nobuo Uematsu returned for his last solo FF sound track and it was amazing. From the beginning piece 'The Place I'll Return to Someday' to the emotionally powerful 'You're not alone', the music never fails to pull at those heart strings.

The gameplay is solid and enjoyable despite lacking any uniqueness. Which brings me onto another point about FFIX in that it was intended to be a throw back to the earlier Final Fantasys. In that respect the plot, characters and setting were not ground breaking. But all these aspects were done so damn well that Sakaguchi, the series founder called it the best Final Fantasy yet. Uematsu said the same.

In conclusion, FFIX is a magnificent game although it failed to make the impact that many FF fans (such as me) feel it deserved. So, for those of you who haven't played it, go play it now! It is more than just a game, the experience and memories may well last you a lifetime.
I just spent 80 hours playing Final Fantasy IX and it rocks, kupo!
by Adelbert Steiner March 20, 2008
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zidane tribal

Main character of Final Fantasy IX. He is a genome with a tail. He's also a thief with a decent sense of humour.
"Oooh, soft!" - Zidane tribal's remark after pinching Garnet's ass

"You don't need a reason to help people"
by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008
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