by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008

A character called Adelbert Steiner from the videogame Final Fantasy IX. He is Captain of the Knights of Pluto and goes around shouting a lot. Nevertheless or perhaps by consequence he has a small cult following consisting of those who believe him to be God.
There are many other Steiners. Bear in mind that all of them are named after the almighty and omnipotent Adelbert Steiner. These include some wrestlers and some philosopher guy.
There are many other Steiners. Bear in mind that all of them are named after the almighty and omnipotent Adelbert Steiner. These include some wrestlers and some philosopher guy.
I am Adelbert Steiner and I will not work with you conniving thieves!
We have succeeded by the good will of the great Lord Steiner!
We have succeeded by the good will of the great Lord Steiner!
by Adelbert Steiner March 20, 2008

Badass dude from Final Fantasy IX. Has a pretty interesting developement as he turns from a selfish loner to a more helpful sort of loner. During the game he puzzles over Zidane's motivations.
Amarant with his claws and chakra skills is a strong fighter.
"Foolish. Picking fights with strangers in a place like this... I used to know someone like that. He was a loser... He refused to find beneficial ways to use his power. Instead, he'd seek out people to fight..." - Amarant Coral, in a veiled reference to himself.
"I see now why he won and I lost. I lost against his way of thinking" - Amarant, talking about Zidane
"Foolish. Picking fights with strangers in a place like this... I used to know someone like that. He was a loser... He refused to find beneficial ways to use his power. Instead, he'd seek out people to fight..." - Amarant Coral, in a veiled reference to himself.
"I see now why he won and I lost. I lost against his way of thinking" - Amarant, talking about Zidane
by Adelbert Steiner March 20, 2008

Those kids at Jesus camp have been brainwashed. Religion isnt fact and it isnt supported by evidence. Children shouldnt be brainwashed into thinking it is.
by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008

What Homer Simpson calls Jesus. Many people believe 'Jeebers' to be spelt as 'Jebus', but then my subtitles must be lying because they spell it as Jeebers. Anyway, whatever happens, Jeebers will be looking down on you, watching your every move. Have fun!
Save me Jeebers, I dont know what to do! Save me!
Homer. Homer Simpson. He's the the greatest man in history. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree.
DOW! Mmmmm, Chestnuts
Homer. Homer Simpson. He's the the greatest man in history. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree.
DOW! Mmmmm, Chestnuts
by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008

The main villain of Final Fantasy IX. Some people thought he was a woman at first, even though he was labelled as 'Mystery Man'. Kuja is amazingly powerful, suffering only a small cut from a powerful attack from Bahamut. He also destroys a planet which Id like to see any other FF villain do.
by Adelbert Steiner March 20, 2008

Uttered when something someone says is nonsensical or just plain stupid.
The phrase was originally invented by me before becoming popular.
The phrase was originally invented by me before becoming popular.
by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008
