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Final Fantasy 7 remake

Something that will take forever to come out.
"How long is she gonna stay in there!? Man, the Final Fantasy 7 remake will come out before she does!"

WARNING: Do not say this in front of your gf unless if said gf has a crush on Cloud, Zack, Sephiroth or all three of them.* If thats the case you may want to break up with them anyway.

*or Quina.
by Adelbert Steiner April 7, 2008
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gwok

'Gwok' is the sound made by oglops from Final Fantasy IX
'I got turned into an oglop, gwok'
by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008
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Thats a given

Uttered when someone says something that is obviously true.

The phrase was originally invented by me before rising into popularity.
Random dude 811: Final Fantasy IX is the best game ever.
Me: Thats a given.

Random Dude 499: Sri Lanka is amazing at cricket!
Me: Thats a given.

(^Well, according to me at least ^o^)

Random dude 911: George Bush sucks!
Me: Thats a given.

(according to everyone)
by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008
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obama hangover

What some people think Obama fans will feel about Obama if he ever gets elected. If that's the case then Im still drunk. And tbh, I dont give a damn what they say.
Random moron: "You're loving Obama now, but wait until you get the Obama hangover when he's elected"

Me: "No. Just no. His policies are sound and he is a competent politician. Just because he is ideological it doesn't mean he's delusional. In fact, if I remember correctly, he was the only major candidate to have had the foresight and sanity to have highlighted what he knew would happen and what has now become the travesty known as the war in Iraq. Further more, he talks about change in a way that can actually work. Now lets hope he gets elected and that he holds to his words and delivers. Some people percieve Obama fans as people purely caught up with his personality and charisma. While it is true for a small minority, the general assumption is erroneous. And while he does make a great speech, most of us support his policies as well.
by Adelbert Steiner April 7, 2008
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underrated

Something that is better than most people think it is.
Final Fantasy IX is so underrated man!
by Adelbert Steiner March 21, 2008
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oglop

An insect like creature found in the game Final Fantasy IX. They seem to be disgusting creatures, especially to Steiner. They make the sound 'gwok' and bounce around, generally providing comic relief. Examples include when Eiko puts an Oglop in the stew that Zidane eats and when Regent Cid Fabool of Lindblum gets turned into one by his wife.
Oooooh....whats that?....?....!...AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! Its an OGLOP!!! I HATE OGLOPS!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!
by Adelbert Steiner March 20, 2008
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Steiner

A character called Adelbert Steiner from the videogame Final Fantasy IX. He is Captain of the Knights of Pluto and goes around shouting a lot. Nevertheless or perhaps by consequence he has a small cult following consisting of those who believe him to be God.

There are many other Steiners. Bear in mind that all of them are named after the almighty and omnipotent Adelbert Steiner. These include some wrestlers and some philosopher guy.
I am Adelbert Steiner and I will not work with you conniving thieves!

We have succeeded by the good will of the great Lord Steiner!
by Adelbert Steiner March 20, 2008
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