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Steiner

A character called Adelbert Steiner from the videogame Final Fantasy IX. He is Captain of the Knights of Pluto and goes around shouting a lot. Nevertheless or perhaps by consequence he has a small cult following consisting of those who believe him to be God.

There are many other Steiners. Bear in mind that all of them are named after the almighty and omnipotent Adelbert Steiner. These include some wrestlers and some philosopher guy.
I am Adelbert Steiner and I will not work with you conniving thieves!

We have succeeded by the good will of the great Lord Steiner!
by Adelbert Steiner March 20, 2008
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No. Just no.

Uttered when something someone says is nonsensical or just plain stupid.

The phrase was originally invented by me before becoming popular.
Random dude 55: OMG, rock band 31I$4A is sooo coool!!!
Me: No. Just no.
by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008
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oglop

An insect like creature found in the game Final Fantasy IX. They seem to be disgusting creatures, especially to Steiner. They make the sound 'gwok' and bounce around, generally providing comic relief. Examples include when Eiko puts an Oglop in the stew that Zidane eats and when Regent Cid Fabool of Lindblum gets turned into one by his wife.
Oooooh....whats that?....?....!...AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! Its an OGLOP!!! I HATE OGLOPS!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!
by Adelbert Steiner March 20, 2008
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Amarant

Badass dude from Final Fantasy IX. Has a pretty interesting developement as he turns from a selfish loner to a more helpful sort of loner. During the game he puzzles over Zidane's motivations.
Amarant with his claws and chakra skills is a strong fighter.

"Foolish. Picking fights with strangers in a place like this... I used to know someone like that. He was a loser... He refused to find beneficial ways to use his power. Instead, he'd seek out people to fight..." - Amarant Coral, in a veiled reference to himself.

"I see now why he won and I lost. I lost against his way of thinking" - Amarant, talking about Zidane
by Adelbert Steiner March 20, 2008
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stiltzkin

A cool lookin, cool talkin moogle in Final Fantasy IX. Makes a cameo in FFCC as well. Buy stuff off him at bargain prices.
Stiltzkin is so clever kupo! I wanna be just like him!
by Adelbert Steiner March 20, 2008
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Final Fantasy 7 remake

Something that will take forever to come out.
"How long is she gonna stay in there!? Man, the Final Fantasy 7 remake will come out before she does!"

WARNING: Do not say this in front of your gf unless if said gf has a crush on Cloud, Zack, Sephiroth or all three of them.* If thats the case you may want to break up with them anyway.

*or Quina.
by Adelbert Steiner April 7, 2008
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brainwash

Religious fundamentalism can brainwash kids at an early age.
by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008
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