Adelbert Steiner's definitions

stiltzkin

A cool lookin, cool talkin moogle in Final Fantasy IX. Makes a cameo in FFCC as well. Buy stuff off him at bargain prices.

Stiltzkin is so clever kupo! I wanna be just like him!

by Adelbert Steiner March 20, 2008

ivalice

An exciting world filled with betrayal, revenge and hot bunny women.

"My favourite world in Final Fantasy is Ivalice!"

by Adelbert Steiner April 10, 2008

Final Fantasy 7 remake

Something that will take forever to come out.

"How long is she gonna stay in there!? Man, the Final Fantasy 7 remake will come out before she does!"

WARNING: Do not say this in front of your gf unless if said gf has a crush on Cloud, Zack, Sephiroth or all three of them.* If thats the case you may want to break up with them anyway.

*or Quina.

by Adelbert Steiner April 7, 2008

underrated

Something that is better than most people think it is.

Final Fantasy IX is so underrated man!

by Adelbert Steiner March 21, 2008

No. Just no.

Uttered when something someone says is nonsensical or just plain stupid.

The phrase was originally invented by me before becoming popular.

Random dude 55: OMG, rock band 31I$4A is sooo coool!!!
Me: No. Just no.

by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008

Beatrix

Hot gal from Final Fantasy IX. Even though she has an eye patch, she never fails to beat the hell outta all her opponents. Ends up hooking up with the smexy Adelbert Steiner after switching sides.

Woah, Beatrix just killed my party for the hundredth time! Dammit, she's just too strong!

by Adelbert Steiner March 21, 2008

brainwash

See fundamentalism

Religious fundamentalism can brainwash kids at an early age.

by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008