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tulane

An over-rated, over-priced, and mainly Jewish-influenced university. At this campus you'll see many a JAP, spoiled New England kids, prep, and party-seeking kids. Honestly, Tulane is very good only in a few areas, probably such as Medicine and Law, and the rest are mainly mediocre. Lots of party-goers though. Some of their frat parties are totally nuts, with a huge number of people overflowing out of a frat house, and it makes you wonder if some of these people ever crack a book.

After Katrina, Tulane decided to phase out their whole engineering department except for the degrees of: Biomedical Engineering, Chemical Engineering, Engineering(Undecided), and Engineering Physics. This isn't too surprising considering that these departments were not Tulane's strong suits anyway. But the reasoning for ditching those departments: financial reasons. Yeah, right, after you take at least 30K from each person you don't have enough to keep the Engineering school going. Gimme a break.
Dude 1: "Man, I'm undecided about which school I should go to. I was accepted to Rice, UCLA, and Tulane. I'm leaning towards Tulane right now because I'm thinking it's a fun place."

Dude 2: "Dude, you want to spend that much money for an overrated school when you got accepted to Rice and UCLA? College isn't mainly about partying anyway, is it? And what's your major going to be anyway?"

Dude 1: "Mechanical Engineering."

Dude 2: "Well, in that case, you should know that Tulane cancelled that whole department after Katrina."

Dude 1: " Dang, OK, I'm thinking SoCal sounds better."
by Adel7 September 23, 2007
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contortionist

Someone who's body seems to be like one large, flexible piece of play-doh. Or made of rubber. Amazing really.

Gymnasts and ballerinas sometimes can become contortionists.
At the half-time show yesterday, I saw a contortionist stand on one hand, bend her legs back over her head and shoot a bow-and-arrow accurately. It was mind-boggling.
by Adel7 January 3, 2008
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qwerty flirty

Being very flirtacious through the use of emoticons and acronyms.
20s Singles chat room rife with qwerty flirty behavior:

cooldude22: OMG ILY soooo much sooo much
sweetchick7: I <3 U
cooldude22: : )
cooldude22: ;) I <3 U ;)
cooldude22: UR SOOOOO HOT - I L Y BABY
sweetchick7: :*
cooldude22: ooooh you're soooo lovely - omg omg ILY
sweetchick7: oh I luv u 2 baby - btw, watcha look like
cooldude22: ummm... well honestly I'm a 47 year old man with a lovely beer belly and some old sneakers, but omg u r sooooo hot!
by Adel7 December 29, 2007
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twinkle twinkle little star

What you tell your cute nieces or cute little kids to make them crack up.
"Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are. Doodap doopdoopdiddyap.."

Kids: "hahahahahahaha"
by Adel7 December 28, 2007
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pishpish

To play imaginatively with a toy or anything, making sound effects. Just like a little kid does with toy cars and tanks or dolls, making the "pish pish" sound when banging the toys together.
Aaah -to be a kid again and pishpish all day.
by Adel7 January 12, 2008
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McBrainWashed

Being brain washed to love McDonald's from an early age, and to associate McDonald's with all happy thoughts, like birthdays and parties and holidays.
In Super Size Me, Morgan Spurlock conducts the following interview with little kids who have sadly been McBrainWashed:

"Morgan Spurlock: What is this a picture of?
Child: I don't know. George W. Bush?
Morgan shows the camera that it is actually a picture of Jesus

Morgan Spurlock: To kids I'm gonna show you some pictures and I want you to tell me who they are.
Children: OK.
Morgan Spurlock: Showing a picture of George Washington Who's that?
Child: George Washington?
Children: Good. Who was he?
Children: He was the 4th president. He freed the slaves. He could never tell a lie.
Morgan Spurlock: Shows picture that you can't see Who's that?
Child: George W. Bush?
Morgan Spurlock: No. That's a good guess though.
Shows picture and its a picture of Jesus
Morgan Spurlock: Who is this?
Shows a picture of Wendy
Child: Wendy!
Morgan Spurlock: Nice!
Morgan Spurlock: Who's that?
Shows picture of Ronald MacDonald
Child: MacDonald, Ronald MacDonald.
Child: MacDonald!
Morgan Spurlock: What does he do?
Child: He helps people at the cash register.
Child: He works at MacDonald's. I love the pancakes and sausage!
Child: He brings everyone of his friends to McDonald's for a Happy Meal
Morgan Spurlock: Where have you seen him?
Child: On television, on the commercials.
Child: He's the character that made McDonald's, and he does a lot of funny stuff on TV. "
by Adel7 September 15, 2007
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pilamaya

"Thank You" in the Native American language of Lakota.
Waitress: "Here you go ma'am."

Woman: "Oh wow - so fast. Pilamaya."
by Adel7 January 12, 2008
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