Definitions by Adam Tyne

Ughton Mifflin 

Another word for a person's virginity.

When can i get a crack at that ughton mifflin?

Ughton Mifflin by Adam Tyne May 28, 2008

paden 

Microscopic town in central oklahoma. Population: 400? If that.

Hey, we just drove into Paden. Oh wow, we're now leaving Paden too.

paden by Adam Tyne September 20, 2006

Minnows

Children of the Mennonites. Known for being very mystical. Typical attributes include small body frames, morbid bashfulness and an extreme curiosity towards electronics, most notably, televisions. It is widely accepted that the only way to break the stare of a minnow is to stare back with the intensity of wolverine. Thus rendering their power useless.

Yesterday, a large group of minnows caught me off guard while i attempted to sell a tv.

Minnows by Adam Tyne September 15, 2006

flueggin tyne 

Jolly state of mind.

I had a flueggin tyne of a good day.

flueggin tyne by Adam Tyne September 8, 2006