term given when people "nosedive" on surfboards or bodyboards...by switching the "e" for a "3", makes it "1337"
jaxxxon was killed by nosediv3...AGAIN!
by adam March 31, 2005

A word used by true computer game dependant people to describe someone who is new at an online game and doesn't yet really know how to play the way that the dependants do. While the dependants THINK that this is a mockery of the noob, this is truely a mockery of their own lame computer lives. A person who calls someone a neeb, is in NEED of a social life of any kind.
by Adam July 19, 2005

While taking a shit, the method of pulling your butt cheeks apart, and bouncing up and down on the toilet along with patting your head to get that last peice of poo to fall. Just like getting that last peice of beef from a can of stew.
by Adam October 18, 2004

The Olympic game look-alike sporting event in France, gathering hundred of cyclists from quite all around the world every year (28 countries in 2005). Thousands of miles through the scenery of pretty cities and countrisides in France and border countries such as Spain or Germany
Eddy Mercx from Belgium is one of the legends of the Tour de France (five times winner)
But greatest ever is LANCE ARMSTRONG. He is the only man to win the Tour seven (7) times
But greatest ever is LANCE ARMSTRONG. He is the only man to win the Tour seven (7) times
by adam August 18, 2005

Check out these snitch-ass muthafuckas right here...
by Adam October 02, 2002
