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Definitions by Actual Ltd.

Weird Turd 

When you dumping a crap and a colleague comes into the toilet to ask you a question.
You: (singing) Dumpin' a turd, Ima dumpin' a tur...

Colleague: Hey Dude, have you seen the report I left on the printer?

You: No.

Colleague leaves.

You: That was a weird turd.
Weird Turd by Actual Ltd. July 2, 2024

Bucket of Arse Crumbs

An extrovert who hates being alone.
Person 1: I gotta go out tonight, I hate being alone.

Person 2: Yep, you're definitely a bucket of arse crumbs.

mouldy fart 

Someone who has never seen the TV show Breaking Bad.
Person 1: Im going to shave my head.

Person 2: Whatever you say Walter White.

Person 1: Who the fuck is Walter White?

Person 2: Shut the fuck up you mouldy fart.
mouldy fart by Actual Ltd. May 19, 2024

The Great Australian Wanker 

Someone who writes a 2 letter word, such as 'No', on a bit of paper because writing a 3 letter word, such as 'Yes', is just way too hard.
Person 1: Did you vote?

Person 2: Yeah, i voted no. I couldnt be bothered learning about what we were voting for and writing no is way easier than writing yes.

Person 1: You are The Great Australian Wanker.

Mouldy Turd 

Someone who has never seen the TV show The Wire.
Person 1: Im so fucking drunk.

Person 2: Whatever you say McNulty.

Person 1: Who the fuck is McNulty?

Person 2: Shut the fuck up you mouldy turd.
Mouldy Turd by Actual Ltd. January 20, 2023

turd moth 

Someone who uses a claim that they are a Type A personality or an Alpha to explain something they did.
Person 1: Why are you doing that for?

Person 2: Im a Type A, its what we do.

Person 1: You're a fucking turd moth.
turd moth by Actual Ltd. November 5, 2022