Person 1: Im going to shave my head.
Person 2: Whatever you say Walter White.
Person 1: Who the fuck is Walter White?
Person 2: Shut the fuck up you mouldy fart.
Person 2: Whatever you say Walter White.
Person 1: Who the fuck is Walter White?
Person 2: Shut the fuck up you mouldy fart.
by Actual Ltd. May 19, 2024
Person 1: Im so fucking drunk.
Person 2: Whatever you say McNulty.
Person 1: Who the fuck is McNulty?
Person 2: Shut the fuck up you mouldy turd.
Person 2: Whatever you say McNulty.
Person 1: Who the fuck is McNulty?
Person 2: Shut the fuck up you mouldy turd.
by Actual Ltd. January 20, 2023
Someone who uses a claim that they are a Type A personality or an Alpha to explain something they did.
Person 1: Why are you doing that for?
Person 2: Im a Type A, its what we do.
Person 1: You're a fucking turd moth.
Person 2: Im a Type A, its what we do.
Person 1: You're a fucking turd moth.
by Actual Ltd. November 05, 2022
Person 1: I gotta go out tonight, I hate being alone.
Person 2: Yep, you're definitely a bucket of arse crumbs.
Person 2: Yep, you're definitely a bucket of arse crumbs.
by Actual Ltd. May 25, 2024
Someone who writes a 2 letter word, such as 'No', on a bit of paper because writing a 3 letter word, such as 'Yes', is just way too hard.
Person 1: Did you vote?
Person 2: Yeah, i voted no. I couldnt be bothered learning about what we were voting for and writing no is way easier than writing yes.
Person 1: You are The Great Australian Wanker.
Person 2: Yeah, i voted no. I couldnt be bothered learning about what we were voting for and writing no is way easier than writing yes.
Person 1: You are The Great Australian Wanker.
by Actual Ltd. October 16, 2023
You: (singing) Dumpin' a turd, Ima dumpin' a tur...
Colleague: Hey Dude, have you seen the report I left on the printer?
You: No.
Colleague leaves.
You: That was a weird turd.
Colleague: Hey Dude, have you seen the report I left on the printer?
You: No.
Colleague leaves.
You: That was a weird turd.
by Actual Ltd. July 02, 2024